Seventy-Ninth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voice]

All that snow and not even a single yeti! Not even a yuki-onna?! I mean come on, this is the perfect chance for an interesting experiment and it's not even used?!

Oi! Oi! Did anyone see either of those? Maybe Jack Frost? I mean there was a Jack O'Lantern a while back, so there should be something like this for payback for all this stupid snow...

Rena! Where the hell're you? [A pause, and then someone might hear Shiki whine-yelling something in the background. And then Haruki groans audibly before he tags on, as an afterthought-] Neku, you too. How's things there?

SOS-Brigade, report! Statuses, now!

[and then there's a chirp from Sekai in the background and he closes his journal]

Comments

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[so_shik]

[Presumbly Shiki's perched on an arm of the couch, just watching Sekai strut around and staring at Haruki] I can't believe you were going to forget about Neku.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Neku's a guy.

[Clearly, this explains everything ever. As he wanders over to Sekai there to pat his ever-growing head]

[controlroute.livejournal.com]

Jack Frost?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you know? The spirit of winter?

[folklorist]

Jack Frost! You've met him before?! He's quite tricky never was one for his mischief! Though I think he'd enjoy this very much. Yetis are bit hard to come by, very solitary creatures, definately not ones for getting involved. [ There's a pause. ]

Ah yes then there's the snow woman. I'd watch out for her though don't you agree? She's a bit...aggressive.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[He's about to retort something - perhaps to "correct" the guy about Jack Frost - but then... he realizes something.]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

There's more than one snow-woman. Who else would rape random travelers in the mountains? I bet Yetis wouldn't bother.

[rossovento.livejournal.com]

Luceti isn't in the Himelayas. Of course you won't find a Yeti!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You- Oh yeah, we'll have the freakin' OgoPogo in the dead of Winter but we can't have a Yeti in the midst of a snowfall which could drown one of them.

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[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Even if there was a yeti, I'd hope no one was outside during all of that. Well, anyone not crazy, at least. And what's a yuki-onna? [You and your odd Japanese language. Maybe he should take some time to see if there's a Japanese cultural book or something.]

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

A snow-woman. They live off the body warm of men that they rape in the mountains after luring them into houses. Miu played one in the play, remember?

[You know that role that... Miu hammed up. Her seducing Atsuro then getting shanked to death by Rika. And she then made her death needlessly dramatic]

[Voice]

[probablyacat.livejournal.com]

Hanyuu and I are still alive!

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'S Rena over there?

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

What's a yeti?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You know; white fur, huge, lives in the mountains.

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[pathtoseele.livejournal.com]

Um... What?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What?

[backseat-dragon.livejournal.com]

W-why would you WANT to find those things?! Aren't they monsters?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Because it would be interesting, obviously!

[headphones-nyan.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can summon Jack Frosts from here.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

There's only one Jack Frost, dumbass.

[nicht-ein-traum.livejournal.com]

You're going to end up summoning them at that rate.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Good!

[Voice]

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Usagi Tsukino reporting in!

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Alright, excellent!

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Trapped and bored, Haruki sir! **She tries to relieve her boredom by pretending to be a good little soldier!**

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...] Trapped where?

[Voice, filtered]

[emp3thy]

Rena-san can't answer yet.

[it's a fairly serious tone, for Minato. Haruki likely knows him well enough to notice.]

[Voice, filtered]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[... Okay, his eyes narrow here. His tone isn't quite as serious yet, but is it angry]

Why not?

[Voice]

[soundfrequency]

...

Fine.

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Good.

[.../too tsundere to say more]