Seventy-Ninth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voice]

All that snow and not even a single yeti! Not even a yuki-onna?! I mean come on, this is the perfect chance for an interesting experiment and it's not even used?!

Oi! Oi! Did anyone see either of those? Maybe Jack Frost? I mean there was a Jack O'Lantern a while back, so there should be something like this for payback for all this stupid snow...

Rena! Where the hell're you? [A pause, and then someone might hear Shiki whine-yelling something in the background. And then Haruki groans audibly before he tags on, as an afterthought-] Neku, you too. How's things there?

SOS-Brigade, report! Statuses, now!

[and then there's a chirp from Sekai in the background and he closes his journal]

Comments

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

A snow-woman. They live off the body warm of men that they rape in the mountains after luring them into houses. Miu played one in the play, remember?

[You know that role that... Miu hammed up. Her seducing Atsuro then getting shanked to death by Rika. And she then made her death needlessly dramatic]

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[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Oh, the one that died really, really slowly. [Someone didn't totally appreciate the beauty of the play, clearly.] I was more worried about the lights and special effects, Haruki; I didn't read up on the roles.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

A real effects man should know the roles he is making the effort to jazz up. [SAGE NOD, but then a shrug-] Anyway, if there was a yeti someone should've seen it.

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[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[mumbled] I'm a scientist, Haruki, not an effects man.

Weren't your windows whited out? I know mine were.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...Yes, yes they were. Which is why-]

A real man goes outside to explore in any climate!

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[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

N-- not without a really good reason...

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

And yetis aren't a good reason?

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[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[......]

But what if it attacks you?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Then you make peace with it, obviously.

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[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[There's an uneasy laugh.]

Yetis can be made peace with?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'Course! They might be primal, but I'm sure even they have shamans or something you can converse with.