[Before anything else, Haruki puts up a rather paranoid filter on the whole entry. One he works very had at creating because, well... he's got his reasons, really. The end result is that:]

[Voice // Filtered from Pride // 98% Unhackable]

...Alright, first things first As many of you probably know, Luceti's own number one idol, Miichan of the SOS-Brigade is having a birthday party tomorrow! SOS-Brigade, you're required to attend! Blue Rogues, you guys ought to come too! For that matter, so should everyone else! I've taken the liberty of setting everything up so all you need is presents! After all, this is a girl's fourteenth birthday; set it up to be something awesome, alright?!

It'll be tomorrow, behind the Brigade building. I expect a good turnout, is that understood?!

[He sighs there and shakes his head. Alright, good enough. But then, considering something... he's got something else he kinda wnts to gloat about but isn't sure if he should... and maybe he's obligated to tell some other people. Anyone listening to this might notice him humming, of all things this song during this pause.]

...Y'know. [Should he say it? He laughs and then cuts off] Nah, nevermind.

But he should say something to a few people. He feels obligated to after that bit with Luka. ...Sokka? No, Winry will tell him, right? But he wants to tell him anyway. He needs to tell Shiki though. And Keiichi because he'll freak out. ...And Guy? Maybe Guy. Dammit this whole having friends thing is complicated. In the end, however-]

[Voiced // Filtered to Sokka, Shiki, Neku, Keiichi, Leon, and Usagi // 90% 100% Unhackable]

Oi! Guys! I've got something to tell you guys. [...But then as soon as he makes this entry he might lose his nerve? Oh well]

[Action]

[Well, Luceti. We have come to the twenty first and as such on this last day of AUs, someone who had been avoiding them for the whole time is now taken by then... albeit they don't know it, as per everyone else. That is to say...

Haruhi Suzumiya is all up in your business.

She's wondering why none of her clothes seem to fit her, but it's nothing she can't handle! Thus, in the morning you might see her in baggy clothing (fit for Haruki) until she busts open All Passions and robs out a nice top and shorts and stuff and then sets off for her usual rounds. Seventh Heaven, of course the Brigade room. The plaza... you know, the usual. One might run into her at any of those places or, later on when she finally gives up on anything being interesting today-]

[Voice]

Uuugh, who would have thought everyone going nuts would be so boring. [Of course the voice is now Aya Hirano WENDEE LEE which is better?? feminine and not at all like Haruki's. But the tone is the same, at least.

And yeah, this AU is... extremely self-evident but here just for you on the last day of the event! All memories of Luceti are almost exactly the same too so have fun with her and such. I figured I had to make this happen for a while at least. Voice or action or both go for it.]

[Action // Accidental Voice]

[Haruki is perterbed. Today, after all, there wasn't a Hanyuu at the daily meeting. In fact this isn't terribly uncommon: she's missed a few of them since Rika poofed. But today somehow felt different. Thus, after he called it quits and had everyone file out he came on back to HQ in the evening, alone. Once there, he discovered (a per this) a collection of Hanyuu's punishment game work stuffed into one of the shelves on the bookshelf.

...Well that's weird.

What's more, there's notes and- This is-] What- [... he reads it again and then again and then finally crumples all of the notes into one big wad of paper and throws it across the room] Stop screwing with me. You're kidding. What the- What the hell is this crap! [And at that he punches the bookshelf. When he does it rocks against the wall before a couple of things on some of the highest shelves fall off. But after that he doesn't pick them up, he just looks down at the table to see that his journal is open and-

...] Damn aliens. This isn't fair. [And then he slams it shut.] Damn aliens. [Rika and Hanyuu too? And Mikey and Shinpachi and Yuzuriha and ... Forget this. Forget this. He's had enough.

...Give him a while to cool down and/or rage some more alone in that club room and he'll eventually open his journal again for something specific:]

[Voice // Filtered to Minato // 90% Unhackable]

Who the hell looked at Rena during that time?

[Voice]

Huh... Spring, is it? [He snorts and then you might catch a shot of not his face but... the sky. Hes outside right now staring up at the peacefully clear sky today. ...On the roof of his house. But this - sometime after Al's picnic today, he was hit with a grand idea. A grand idea.]

I need to talk to Amaterasu. I know you're here; speak up! Oi! Sun goddess! [And then there's the sound of him rolling over onto his stomach to face the book more directly. He starts to make some scribbles to filter things. As he does though-]

What's more, Brigade. You might have noticed that recently there has been a girl reading in the corner of the Brigade room. Her name's Yuki, for the record. [Referring to bookaphile, of course. But that's all he says on that. Instead he finishes up his filter and-!]

[Filtered to the SOS-Brigade // 60% Unhackable]

( longer than I expected )

[Filtered to Usagi // 70% Unhackable]

...Oi, Usagi. Doing better yet?

[Voice]

All that snow and not even a single yeti! Not even a yuki-onna?! I mean come on, this is the perfect chance for an interesting experiment and it's not even used?!

Oi! Oi! Did anyone see either of those? Maybe Jack Frost? I mean there was a Jack O'Lantern a while back, so there should be something like this for payback for all this stupid snow...

Rena! Where the hell're you? [A pause, and then someone might hear Shiki whine-yelling something in the background. And then Haruki groans audibly before he tags on, as an afterthought-] Neku, you too. How's things there?

SOS-Brigade, report! Statuses, now!

[and then there's a chirp from Sekai in the background and he closes his journal]

[Action]

[Hauki is out being very weird today. How weird, you ask? Well for one he work up earlier than usual... and thus got bored sitting about the house, so he dressed up for the weather and went outside. Once he was outside, he came across something very weird spray-painted onto the side of his house. Namely, as a result of Hyuuga there is a sheep on the side of house ten. A cute sheep, admittedly, but still.

This in mind, he opted to start on an ambitious project of his own! An hour or three later, it is complete and he is sitting in it. What, you ask? A SNOW THRONE. And he looks smug too.

Eventually after sitting here a while though he's going to wander back inside to make some tea and to feed Sekai. So you can catch him on a throne or in this voice entry he makes then-]

[Voice]

Oi! Anyone got any interest in freezing up the smaller lake so that we can have an ice rink? This is the perfect time for a hockey game.

[..Mind you, as he's doing other things, it' s a lazy voice]

[Action/Voice]

[Haruki is currently walking around the dining room of House #10. Weird stuff has happened lately, so he's going back to basics. Thing is, he meant to make a voice entry, but stopped before he ever started. As such, the journal records this. He's currently at the make-shift pen thing they have set up for Sekai - his chick - here in the kitchen. He's making sure she's getting fed, so you might hear some chirps here before-]

...This sucks, doesn't it?

[There's a chirp there before he sighs and shrugs This next part is said to the chick and therefore not at the journal, so he might not be that easy to make out everything perfectly] I mean, Tear's up and gotten kidnapped, Shion's MIA, Miu's MIA, Yuzu's... [... He pauses there, and groans] Whatever. That snowboarding thing was pretty fun.... [Well that reminds him-] At least Chikane's taken over the Seventh Heaven. She can cook even if she's a weirdo. I mean who molests someone's win- [...Wait] Dammit. [There's a chirp there! It seems confused, as far as chirps go]

[...Wait. Wait. That just. No. He grunts before looking back at the book and blushing. Hr forgot it was there, briefly, He scrambles get up to the table there and looks at the journal with a taken aback face - his first photo in this entry]

Disregard that! Jeez! [...!! New topic! He brainstorms and!]

So who thinks the Malnosso/Organization have been getting stupidly uninspired lately?! I mean, really, a lot of the more recent experiments have been John's doing or that invasion or other stuff like that. I mean the last experiments where that suggestion thing in later July, that body swap in later September, and the last one before that was all the way back in June, which... [...Which he has a horrible memory during, so he falls silent before sighing. He regains his mojo quickly though]

But still! Hypnosis? Body swap?! What is this, a children's show?! I mean those are so generic and cliche! In the past we got stuff like say people going crazy or... well the point is the Organization are a bunch of ignorant rat-bastards! I mean come on, I could be a better evil overlord than that. I could think of better experiments. Bet all of you could too. [...Actually-]

Like say... like say an experiment where the village disappears! Everyone wakes up naked in a large plot of land and we need to fend for ourselves for a week! It'd be like a survival reality show except not fake! Or maybe an experiment in which half the town becomes telepathic and the other half becomes like [...] Oh, I got! Half the town becomes a telepath so strongly for one other individual they feel everything they do. But they can't eat, so they need to rely on the other person to keep them alive!

Oh like! And experiment in which people's right hand gets replaced with someone else's right hand, and then when you find and get back your own right hand, if you put it back in place you turn into a kappa! Come on, something cool like that!c

And what's more, start talking to us again! I mean you guys just called us rats and I only saw it once, but I know you used to!

C'mon, Organization, throw me a bone here!

[Voice // Action for his house I guess]

You know, that egg project was pretty stupid. I mean, I guess it was okay and all but who really wants to have a kid here? I mean- [...A grunt, and then he pauses before switching this thing off. The post pauses for a time because he's going to the kitchen. It'll come back on with him chopping up something to make for dinner today. This irksome, because he seems to be staring on the counter-]

I mean, what do we even do with the eggs now? Sekai's just an egg, right? Not like she can be... [Hnn. He grunts there, and then shuts the journal again. This is stupid. He doesn't even want to make an entry like this. The post then is silent for about twenty minutes before it cuts in again, this time with him looking straight into the journal-]

Oi, did anyone else's egg hatch?

[And there seems to be a light "chirp" in the background.

THIS IS A RESULT OF HARUKI'S GOD-POWERS thanks for the reminder to put this Griff.

God powers strike again. Haruki's egg Sekai (which he took home anyway despite the project being over) has hatched. This, however, is because it was always fertile, merely no one was aware of it until just now. Everyone merely assumed it didn't have a chick in there because all the others didn't. Or was it always like that? Reality has bent. If I needed mod permission for this I apologize. I got permission from the Meow-man and Hermione's player. SO YEAH.]

[Written]

Today's sciences assignment is really stupid. Come on, what's with this junk? I learned this years ago, but I still need to fill all this out. Jeez.

[...Okay so like guys, seriously, if your characters can/would get through these filters and comment on them, please feel free. Particularly this first one]

( [Filtered to Self // 80% Unhackable] )

( [Filtered to Rika and Hanyuu // 90% Unhackable] )

( [Filtered to Guy // 80% Unhackable] )

( [Filtered to John // 90% Unhackable] )

[Action]

[PLEASE ASSUME THIS IS BOTH AFTER SCHOOL AND AFTER THE SOS-BRIGADE MEETING FOR TODAY IS OVER. He claims he's doing his homework, but he's... really not. The fact of the matter is that well past when the meeting is ended and until he hears back from Guy (and maybe after that finishes, even, coming back) he's sitting in the SOS-Brigade HQ, his back to the front door so he's staring out the big window he had Walter install at the end of the table. His science homework that he was complaining about above is sitting on the table largely finished. His absent-mindedly did it during the Brigade meeting.

Because he's been in a sulk mood all day. Head on the desk in class, not talking to anyone at home before school, and cutting the meeting off early with some bullshit excuse once it got time for the Brigade.]

[Voice]

Oh, COME ON! What the hell. SOS-Brigade! Report in now! Whose bodies are you all in?

[Grunt, grumble, grumble...]

[Action]

["Minato" here is chilling in town. Not unusual. Unusual is that he's flopped on a bench looking visibly cheesed off. DO YOU APPROACH IT?]

[Written]

Oi. This is a meme. Anyone else is free to do it.

1) Pick 42 people you know
2) Next, input the list of them through this to put them in a random order.
3) Number them off from 01 to 42.
4) Then fill out the questions using the people who correspond to different numbers

[ASSUME THAT RIGHT HERE IS A RANDOM NUMBER CHART. You know those old school ones?]

01. Rena
02. Albert
03. Buffy
04. Arche
05. Tai
06. Yuzuriha
07. Kaito
08. Stella
09. Makoto
10. Natalia
11. Shirley
12. Miu
13. Mitsuru
14. Atsuro
15. Istara
16. Hayato
17. Estelle
18. Walter
19. Neku
20. Guy
21. Tifa
22. Tear
23. Rohan
24. Shinpachi
25. Usagi
26. Minato
27. Alphonse
28. Shiki
29. Patchouli
30. Senel
31. Yoohoo
32. Cloud
33. Atoli
34. Elise
35. Uriko
36. Rika
37. Hanyuu
38. Shion
39. Rosalie
40. Emil
41. Winry
42. Arthur

( Not cut ICly )

[...If anyone seriously wants to do this meme with any of their characters I can give you the html for it. I don't imagine anyone does. But still.]

[Voiced // Action]

[Haruki here sounds so, so, so, tired and beat up in general here, but he's going to all the same be staggering back into town after being lost alone in the woods and/or mountains for the last whatever, likely the last two days seeing as how he recalls things "finishing" on the 20th. In his hand he's got a journal-made photograph of Leon (the one from Star Ocean 2) and he's got himself covered in various cuts/bruises.

He's also got his spare arm holding his side, which still really smarts As the same, as he stops to pick up his journal (which he dropped hap-hazardly into a little hole in one of the trees two days ago, he's going to give a pained by triumphant whoop into it when he activates the voice]

Mission accomplished! Hah! ...SOS-Brigade, we're having a special meeting tomorrow. A celebration at Seventh Heaven and no one is allowed to not short. Ellise, we'll do the contest there. Bunny, if you could pick me up at the forest that would be great, I think I'm right by that barracks.

[Grunt, and then a light thud as he leans against the tree he's been talking at here. This hurts a lot more than he thought and more importantly, he's really hungry, haven not eaten properly for the last few days. Still, he's smiling]

Oh, and did anyone lose a gun that won't shoot? I found one.

Shion! Al! You better not have skimped on the penalty just because I wasn't around! ...Rena, I hope you kept them in line!

[He's going to grunt here... and then slide onto his butt. Sleep is good, yes. Or at least rest]

( OOC Explanation )

ALRIGHT LUCETI! The contest results are in; all the judges votes are counted and the popular vote tallies are in! Thus, we have two winners in each bracket!

( Judge's results )

Oi, SOS-Brigade. What the hell're you doing losing like that? Al! You're going to have a harsh penalty! You too, Shion! Jeez. You were supposed to win this whole thing! I expected better from you people.

As such, the winners of the Judge's scores and therefore the titles of Miss and "Miss" Luceti go to Hayato Gokudera and Stella Coolidge! Congrats! You guys will be getting one free favor each from the SOS-Brigade as well as a box of cupcakes! The runners up (Aerith and Tifa in the Miss bracket; Emil and Faize in the "Miss" bracket) will get a consolation prize: one cupcake each.

Now, as to the popular vote our two winners are unsurprisingly Emil Castagnier and surprisingly Patchouli Knowledge! You guys win the fabulous prize of one date run by and sponsored by the SOS-Brigade!

...Dammit, Tai. That's- Oi. Anyone seen Shiki around?

[For the record Shiki has officially been Sho-napped as of last night. No one should be aware of this yet so you won't have seen her]

[Voiced]

...Oi, any of Bunny's friends. Rena, porcupine, Shiki you too if you guys didn't notice yet. Usagi Tsukino's staying over at my place for a few days. If she's staying here she probably doesn't want to be bugged but whatever.

You know maybe I should hit up those other ones again... Celes and the othe- oh! Rika! Let's go out and get some lunch later today! You don't got any notable lines anyway so you don't need to practice like the rest of the Brigade, so let's go out this afternoon! Oh and Mitsuru when is my stage gunna be done?

[...Pause, grunt] Oi! Rikku! Now's long enough! Let's make good on out bet! Meet me outside House #10. I'll be waiting this morning to make it snappy!

[Action]

[And true to his word, Haruki has kidnapped Shiki's usual spot of late. Namely, he's going to be on the porch of House #10 all morning reading a book or something. Anyone is free to run into him for whatever reason; housemates, Brigaders, random other people walking down the street... go for it.]

( [Private // Written // 75% unhackable] )

[Public // Written]

ALRIGHT! Luceti! The SOS-Brigade is officially seeking all robots! And anyone that can use something that makes non-instrumental music! We need them for a karaoke event! I expect the best!

Oh... and you all told that one chick you want a bit of class, right?! Well the SOS-Brigade is going to put on a play real soon now! We're going to put on a A Journey to the West! We're going to put an effort into that so expect a fantastic show!

...Oh. And any of you that have amazing super-powers or come from cool worlds or something, I wanna talk to you now. Right now! Really, if you have done any cool stuff in your life or are from a cool world I want you to talk to me!

[And then there's a scribble here, before he gets to the next part...]

Anyway, I'm going swimming tomorrow. SOS-Brigade, everyone else! I expect you all to come with me! And all the girls better be wearing bikinis! There's no beach but it's summer and swimming in the summer means bikinis! Got it?!

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY: You all saw Hanyuu's plan, right?! Well we're doing that tonight! No objections! We're all going to catch fireflys and whoever gets the most gets to be Brigade Chief for a day tomorrow! I expect you all to be there! Failure to show up to the SOS-Brigade's Super Firefly Hunt will result in a penalty!

Oi, Shion. How're you settling in and stuff? Winry, you too. Need any more help on that automail stuff?

( [Filtered to Uriko // Written //75% Unhackable] )

( [Filtered to Yuzuriha // Written //75% Unhackable] )

( [Filtered to Guy // Written //75% Unhackable] )

[OKAY SO OOC TIME GUYS: Do you guys want to play out the firefly hunt? If so, I'll make a thread in this post for everyone to threadjack all over in to do it in. Otherwise, we can assume it. Up to you Brigaders]

[Voice]

[There's some fain sound of rain in the background of this. Clearly if not outside, Haruki is sitting somewhere which isn't entirely indoors or anything. He's most likely hanging out somewhere like the clubroom, checking out Walter's repairs and such]

The rain is kinda lame. I mean three days? Summer showers are one thing, but this getting stupid. I mean it made the Brigade tour yesterday a nightmare! Jeez! Stupid aliens, I bet they're controlling the weather or something. Damn aliens. Almost makes you wish there was school or something; you can't go out jogging or anything like this.

[...Grunt. And then he pauses before he goes on to the important part]

Oi Luceti! Anyone got some kinda good way to play music which isn't straight out of the seventeenth century?! Because I mean, come on guys, it's SUMMER and a lot of us are Japanese teenagers! What should be be doing?! That's right, a karaoke night! That's why we, the SOS-Brigade, are officially going to host one soon!

Anyway! Rena! Shiki! I've picked up a lot of stuff for dinner this morning, so we're going to make some cornbread!

[There's a drawn out pause before...] Oh yeah... Tanabata is in two days... SOS-Brigade! We're having a special meeting for it! Be sure to show up with two wishes you want granted in respectively sixteen or twenty-five years!