Haruki Suzumiya
15 April 2010 @ 06:21 pm
[Action // Accidental Voice]

[Haruki is perterbed. Today, after all, there wasn't a Hanyuu at the daily meeting. In fact this isn't terribly uncommon: she's missed a few of them since Rika poofed. But today somehow felt different. Thus, after he called it quits and had everyone file out he came on back to HQ in the evening, alone. Once there, he discovered (a per this) a collection of Hanyuu's punishment game work stuffed into one of the shelves on the bookshelf.

...Well that's weird.

What's more, there's notes and- This is-]
What- [... he reads it again and then again and then finally crumples all of the notes into one big wad of paper and throws it across the room] Stop screwing with me. You're kidding. What the- What the hell is this crap! [And at that he punches the bookshelf. When he does it rocks against the wall before a couple of things on some of the highest shelves fall off. But after that he doesn't pick them up, he just looks down at the table to see that his journal is open and-

...]
Damn aliens. This isn't fair. [And then he slams it shut.] Damn aliens. [Rika and Hanyuu too? And Mikey and Shinpachi and Yuzuriha and ... Forget this. Forget this. He's had enough.

...Give him a while to cool down and/or rage some more alone in that club room and he'll eventually open his journal again for something specific:]


[Voice // Filtered to Minato // 90% Unhackable]

Who the hell looked at Rena during that time?
 
 
Haruki Suzumiya
23 October 2009 @ 06:29 pm
[Voice // Action for his house I guess]

You know, that egg project was pretty stupid. I mean, I guess it was okay and all but who really wants to have a kid here? I mean- [...A grunt, and then he pauses before switching this thing off. The post pauses for a time because he's going to the kitchen. It'll come back on with him chopping up something to make for dinner today. This irksome, because he seems to be staring on the counter-]

I mean, what do we even do with the eggs now? Sekai's just an egg, right? Not like she can be... [Hnn. He grunts there, and then shuts the journal again. This is stupid. He doesn't even want to make an entry like this. The post then is silent for about twenty minutes before it cuts in again, this time with him looking straight into the journal-]

Oi, did anyone else's egg hatch?

[And there seems to be a light "chirp" in the background.

THIS IS A RESULT OF HARUKI'S GOD-POWERS thanks for the reminder to put this Griff.

God powers strike again. Haruki's egg Sekai (which he took home anyway despite the project being over) has hatched. This, however, is because it was always fertile, merely no one was aware of it until just now. Everyone merely assumed it didn't have a chick in there because all the others didn't. Or was it always like that? Reality has bent. If I needed mod permission for this I apologize. I got permission from the Meow-man and Hermione's player. SO YEAH.]
 
 
Haruki Suzumiya
25 September 2009 @ 12:36 pm
[Voice]

Oh, COME ON! What the hell. SOS-Brigade! Report in now! Whose bodies are you all in?

[Grunt, grumble, grumble...]

[Action]

["Minato" here is chilling in town. Not unusual. Unusual is that he's flopped on a bench looking visibly cheesed off. DO YOU APPROACH IT?]