[Voiced]
[To be honest... Haruki still isn't 100% better. He's still not cool with Rena yet, not to mention anyone he happened to piss off when he was sulking. But there's stuff to be done; it's Christmas after all. And thus, he coughs before starting this awkwardly with-]

You know, plenty of you folks lack dates for Christmas, don't you? Huh... Well, whatever.

[A pause, and then he continues without abandon to the next part-] Christmas is a vasly inferior holiday to the likes of Tanabata or even Obon, but so long as there is something to celebrate, we might as well roll with it, right?! I mean, I never knew the Christian story behind it in detail, but that makes it so much more interesting. A mystery, even! How could those guys all see starts to lead them to a baby? A virgin that got knocked up? Makes me wish that someone from that time had showed up here at some point... [...A pause, annd then a sigh-] Well, whatever.

More importantly... getting ready for New Years after that. And anything the Organization or John does by way of a "celebration" for Christmas. You guys ever noticed they like American holidays?

[Voiced // Filtered to SOS-Brigade]

Alright SOS-Brigade! This Christmas we're going with something special and more awesome than anything ever seen for any Christmas since the birth of that Jesus guy! We're going to be forming a superior crack-team of super sentai Santas! We're going to be the SOS-S3! And with out might, we're going to spread holiday cheer and more importantly needed positive sentiment around the village.

Our mission will be to provide gifts to people, assist people who look like losers, and set people up on blind-dates. Your first objective will be met by the 20th of December. You will recruit as many people as you can to sign up for a mass blind date. A free gift! What's more, you will do this dressed as a SOS-S3-Santa suit which will be supplied for you in the next three days.

Whoever amasses the most names will be the victor of round one of this competition! Whoever wins the best two out of three rounds will be the Brigade Chief for the week following the first of January! Your roles will be as follows:

( assigned roles )
Are your orders understood, my SOS-S3?!

Now, Elf Support! You will be given the labor of amassing as many potential gifts as you can. You will be hording them in the back room of the SOS-Brigade HQ. Vice-Chief Rena will be given a temporary promotion to Elf Commander Rena, and she will be in charge of this gift hording! You will raid the bazaars, you will make new gifts, and you will even steal if you have to, but I expect that back room filled to brim by the time you get further orders!

Are we clear?!

[Voiced // Filtered to Shiki]

Shiki, I got an important job for you.

[Also, relationship post which I don't think I forgot anyone on but it's possible I did. Yerp. Comment if I did. ASIDE FROM THIS someone did offer to join the SOS-Brigade but the thread is still ongoing. If they end up getting recruited I'll be editing them into this post, and feel free to assume they had always been in this post. So... yeah...]

[Voice // Action for his house I guess]

You know, that egg project was pretty stupid. I mean, I guess it was okay and all but who really wants to have a kid here? I mean- [...A grunt, and then he pauses before switching this thing off. The post pauses for a time because he's going to the kitchen. It'll come back on with him chopping up something to make for dinner today. This irksome, because he seems to be staring on the counter-]

I mean, what do we even do with the eggs now? Sekai's just an egg, right? Not like she can be... [Hnn. He grunts there, and then shuts the journal again. This is stupid. He doesn't even want to make an entry like this. The post then is silent for about twenty minutes before it cuts in again, this time with him looking straight into the journal-]

Oi, did anyone else's egg hatch?

[And there seems to be a light "chirp" in the background.

THIS IS A RESULT OF HARUKI'S GOD-POWERS thanks for the reminder to put this Griff.

God powers strike again. Haruki's egg Sekai (which he took home anyway despite the project being over) has hatched. This, however, is because it was always fertile, merely no one was aware of it until just now. Everyone merely assumed it didn't have a chick in there because all the others didn't. Or was it always like that? Reality has bent. If I needed mod permission for this I apologize. I got permission from the Meow-man and Hermione's player. SO YEAH.]