[Before anything else, Haruki puts up a rather paranoid filter on the whole entry. One he works very had at creating because, well... he's got his reasons, really. The end result is that:]

[Voice // Filtered from Pride // 98% Unhackable]

...Alright, first things first As many of you probably know, Luceti's own number one idol, Miichan of the SOS-Brigade is having a birthday party tomorrow! SOS-Brigade, you're required to attend! Blue Rogues, you guys ought to come too! For that matter, so should everyone else! I've taken the liberty of setting everything up so all you need is presents! After all, this is a girl's fourteenth birthday; set it up to be something awesome, alright?!

It'll be tomorrow, behind the Brigade building. I expect a good turnout, is that understood?!

[He sighs there and shakes his head. Alright, good enough. But then, considering something... he's got something else he kinda wnts to gloat about but isn't sure if he should... and maybe he's obligated to tell some other people. Anyone listening to this might notice him humming, of all things this song during this pause.]

...Y'know. [Should he say it? He laughs and then cuts off] Nah, nevermind.

But he should say something to a few people. He feels obligated to after that bit with Luka. ...Sokka? No, Winry will tell him, right? But he wants to tell him anyway. He needs to tell Shiki though. And Keiichi because he'll freak out. ...And Guy? Maybe Guy. Dammit this whole having friends thing is complicated. In the end, however-]

[Voiced // Filtered to Sokka, Shiki, Neku, Keiichi, Leon, and Usagi // 90% 100% Unhackable]

Oi! Guys! I've got something to tell you guys. [...But then as soon as he makes this entry he might lose his nerve? Oh well]

[Voice]

All that snow and not even a single yeti! Not even a yuki-onna?! I mean come on, this is the perfect chance for an interesting experiment and it's not even used?!

Oi! Oi! Did anyone see either of those? Maybe Jack Frost? I mean there was a Jack O'Lantern a while back, so there should be something like this for payback for all this stupid snow...

Rena! Where the hell're you? [A pause, and then someone might hear Shiki whine-yelling something in the background. And then Haruki groans audibly before he tags on, as an afterthought-] Neku, you too. How's things there?

SOS-Brigade, report! Statuses, now!

[and then there's a chirp from Sekai in the background and he closes his journal]

[Voice]

Oh, COME ON! What the hell. SOS-Brigade! Report in now! Whose bodies are you all in?

[Grunt, grumble, grumble...]

[Action]

["Minato" here is chilling in town. Not unusual. Unusual is that he's flopped on a bench looking visibly cheesed off. DO YOU APPROACH IT?]

[Voice // Written (the list) // Action potentially]

SOS-Brigade, full roll-call! If you don't answer now unless I saw you earlier today you're going to get a penalty! And I expect you all to be keeping up our promise to assist those that were injured or retreated! To do less than that would besmirch the name of the SOS-BRigade!

Haruki Suzumiya ✓
Rena Ryuuguu ✓
Usagi Tsukino ✓
Alphonse Elric ✓
Uriko Nonomura ✓
Taichi Yagami ✓
Shinpachi Nagakura
Arthur Dent ✓
Hanyuu Furude ✓
Rika Furude ✓
Yuzuriha Nekoi ✓
Yuzu Tanikawa ✓
Shion Sonozaki ✓
Atsuro Kihara ✓

[NOTE TO YUZURIHA: This is assuming we went with the idea of Haruki picking her up post-injury. Or Walter. One of them. In which case she'd be at House 38 or something. If this isn't cool I can edit this]

Also! Some surprisingly big props for Walter!

Aside from that, anyone who is hungry after the fighting and wants a cupcake - the best cupcakes ever take that Ellise - and rice as well as some meat like at that old BBQ, I've set up a fire-pit outside of House #10! Be sure to enjoy the cupcakes and be ready to cast a vote on them later! There will be a test on this!