[Voice]

...This is stupid. Something like that, and then Valentines is com- tch. Stupid. Moronic.

Oi! Luceti, listen up!

It has come to my attention that apathy and idiocy have taken hold of Luceti once more. The only diversions from this have proved to be the work of the Organization - through the recent experiment [...which he thought was hilarious, whatever he says] - and Paru, who is organizing a play. This is unacceptable! This level of boringness is unacceptable!

[...Well that and there's school. He goes to school but he doesn't mention that. Oh and villains, he guesses. But villains are more scary and stupid than interesting most of the time here, honestly. He grunts and-] To that end the glorious SOS-Brigade has decided to humor any possible requests that you might have! All this week a suggestion-box will be posted outside of the Brigade HQ. There, you can put in any praise, love letters, or what not you have for the sake of this SOS-Brigade. I demand that you give us further ideas! [This is mostly because he's bored and he saw that Albert of all people did it, so he figured it might be fun to try at least once]

Also! The SOS-Brigade is recruiting new members! Please step forward to submit your application to the greatest organization in all of Luceti! For those who have lived under a rock for your time here, the SOS-Brigade is as follows- Read on-!

( Advert for the Brigade )

[Voice]

Oh right, and as of right now, SOS-Brigade, as you might have noticed Rena hasn't been at meetings for a while. As such, Usagi is your new stand-in vice-chief. Obey her orders like you would my own unless they contradict mine.

...Oh and Neku. We need to talk.

[Naturally, the Suggestion Box works the same as the one in Albert's post. The difference is that - unknown to anyone who submits anything, of course - Haruki is going to end up reading choice ones out loud to the Brigade at the end of the week. Please feel free to get lulzy or even rude with them.

Also I'm assuming they are submitted anonymously unless you tell me the character signed their name]

[Voice]

All that snow and not even a single yeti! Not even a yuki-onna?! I mean come on, this is the perfect chance for an interesting experiment and it's not even used?!

Oi! Oi! Did anyone see either of those? Maybe Jack Frost? I mean there was a Jack O'Lantern a while back, so there should be something like this for payback for all this stupid snow...

Rena! Where the hell're you? [A pause, and then someone might hear Shiki whine-yelling something in the background. And then Haruki groans audibly before he tags on, as an afterthought-] Neku, you too. How's things there?

SOS-Brigade, report! Statuses, now!

[and then there's a chirp from Sekai in the background and he closes his journal]

Oi, everyone!

As my minion just made clear, the SOS-Brigade will soon be giving you a Fall festival, but what good's a party if you don't all participate?! We might be bringing you the best time you'll ever have in Luceti, but even the divinely inspired SOS-Brigade can't make things fun for people who just want to be grouches and brood and generally be boring and stuff.

THAT SAID-- We need more people cooking stuff. I mean right now we got everyone counting on Kotori and Granny, but that's just lame. So any of you with culinary skill or just wanting to bring in some food, you better do that! I expect only the best!

I also expect you to be leading the dance afterwards, Ahiru.

Oh, and thanks a lot to the skeleton guy. Bastard... thinks he can steal our thunder... we'll show him! This festival will be ten times better than that Halloween bash! Oi, Bunny's boyfriend, Leo-Kitty! You guys helped me set up some light earlier, but we got some more to set up. And Leo-kitty, did you do anything about finding fireworks yet?

...Oh, that reminds me. School. It's so boring, I can't believe someone wants us to go to school here... Why on earth was that test so damn easy?

Oh, and Uriko, Excel, report in! I've got something special for you two.

[...For the record, the test wasn't easy at all; Haruki just happens to be reall intelligent even if he doesn't always seem it. If any of your characters took the test and thought it was easy or hard or whatever, feel free to respond to this.

Also, you did not just see that tagfail.]