[Voice]

Oi! SOS-Brigade. As some of you who aren't getting lost or being too busy with your new boyfriends or girlfriends or whatever now, we have a new recruit. I expect the full and utter acceptance of Mammon as the newest member of the SOS-Brigade! Is that understood? [...] Good.

[And then he grunts before yelling this next part - not at the journal but up the stairs but also such that the journal can hear it-]

Neku! Shiki! Stop sucking face or whatever and meet me in the living room! It's time for a proper introduction of our maid! [Namely Chikane who he recruited on the 21st but hasn't be assed to inform people until now. Chikane is presumably sitting next to him on the couch or is at least in the general area. Wearing something akin to this as her uniform.

And He's going to be sitting there on the couch, waiting for them. He's got Sekai in hand... Or well on lap. Despite not being fully crown Sekai is the size of an average chicken by now. Haruki is absent-mindly patting the thing on the head. Also, as a result of the before-mentioned Mammon House 10 has a new resident.

Namely in a very large fish bowl in the center of the main dinner table there is now a mid-size Bluegill swimming around. He has been in there since the 19th so this is hardly news to anyone living in the house (probably) but it's worth noting.]

[Voice]

...This is stupid. Something like that, and then Valentines is com- tch. Stupid. Moronic.

Oi! Luceti, listen up!

It has come to my attention that apathy and idiocy have taken hold of Luceti once more. The only diversions from this have proved to be the work of the Organization - through the recent experiment [...which he thought was hilarious, whatever he says] - and Paru, who is organizing a play. This is unacceptable! This level of boringness is unacceptable!

[...Well that and there's school. He goes to school but he doesn't mention that. Oh and villains, he guesses. But villains are more scary and stupid than interesting most of the time here, honestly. He grunts and-] To that end the glorious SOS-Brigade has decided to humor any possible requests that you might have! All this week a suggestion-box will be posted outside of the Brigade HQ. There, you can put in any praise, love letters, or what not you have for the sake of this SOS-Brigade. I demand that you give us further ideas! [This is mostly because he's bored and he saw that Albert of all people did it, so he figured it might be fun to try at least once]

Also! The SOS-Brigade is recruiting new members! Please step forward to submit your application to the greatest organization in all of Luceti! For those who have lived under a rock for your time here, the SOS-Brigade is as follows- Read on-!

( Advert for the Brigade )

[Voice]

Oh right, and as of right now, SOS-Brigade, as you might have noticed Rena hasn't been at meetings for a while. As such, Usagi is your new stand-in vice-chief. Obey her orders like you would my own unless they contradict mine.

...Oh and Neku. We need to talk.

[Naturally, the Suggestion Box works the same as the one in Albert's post. The difference is that - unknown to anyone who submits anything, of course - Haruki is going to end up reading choice ones out loud to the Brigade at the end of the week. Please feel free to get lulzy or even rude with them.

Also I'm assuming they are submitted anonymously unless you tell me the character signed their name]

[Voiced]

...Y'know, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately, hasn't there? I mean there's been bigger drop-offs before and such, but in the last week or two there's been a lot. Thing is, I mean I hadn't been here all that long last summer but I seem to remember something similar happening last summer. I don't think we had a calender though so I'm not sure if it's the exact same time or anything.

...Whatever. Stupid aliens.

[Pause, grunt, and then some clothes rustling] Doesn't look like rain today.... Oi! Rena! Shiki! Porcupine! Any and all members of the SOS-Brigade! Summer's no good if you don't enjoy it properly, so in the absence of a public pool we're going swimming at the main lake! [Another pause, and then a sigh] When it warms up or something. It's still muddy-looking outside.

...Jeez. [And then there's the sound of some clothes rustling again before he stands up and clicks this thing off]