[Voice]

Whats with these idiots and causing something like this; it's not even a mystery, jeez. Oi! Oi! Luceti!

Many of your are Japanese, and furthermore some of you have addressed a desire for a Hanami - a flower viewing - as per the staple of Japanese culture. Many more of you are friends with Japanese. Some of you are just plain bored. Well we, the SOS-Brigade, stand forth now to tell you that your boring days will be getting a reprieve into something worthwhile; something interesting!

But how is a Hanami possible, you might ask. After all, there are no Sakura trees in Luceti. However! That too is a falsehood, because due to an alliance with the great sun goddess Amaterasu, the SOS-Brigade has managed to procure a private Sakura grove [Okay so it's just five trees on a hill but he doesn't need to tell anyone that] for use in this endeavor. On top of that, we will be providing sake, dumplings, potato chips, and music for this event! There will even be a [big trampoline] jump land for those who desire to use it!

This Saturday, north of the village past the end of the path, there will be a flower viewing hosting by the SOS-Brigade! All others are free and encouraged to attend this event! Recall well that this honor is given to your freely by me, Haruki Suzumiya, divine overlord of the SOS-Brigade and personal ally of Amaterasu.

You are free to ask for further clarification now. SOS-Brigade, await your orders!

[For the record, what he's doing a somewhat continuation of what is started here and he is referencing Ammy's tree. Ammy's tree (which is now four smaller trees going up to one large tree on a hill) is a semi-well-known landmark by now but because it's not on the map yet with approval from Kukki I've made a quickie map for it here]

( Various Filters: China, Miyabi, Luka, KAITO, Gakupo )

[ALSO. OOC VOTING TIME. Would people prefer this to be in Haruki's journal or the logs comm? Either way it'll be open action script, but the logs seems to be hip these days]

[EDIT:] [Filtered to Yuki // 70% Unhackable]

Oi, Yuki, I got a special assignment for you.

[Voice]

...This is stupid. Something like that, and then Valentines is com- tch. Stupid. Moronic.

Oi! Luceti, listen up!

It has come to my attention that apathy and idiocy have taken hold of Luceti once more. The only diversions from this have proved to be the work of the Organization - through the recent experiment [...which he thought was hilarious, whatever he says] - and Paru, who is organizing a play. This is unacceptable! This level of boringness is unacceptable!

[...Well that and there's school. He goes to school but he doesn't mention that. Oh and villains, he guesses. But villains are more scary and stupid than interesting most of the time here, honestly. He grunts and-] To that end the glorious SOS-Brigade has decided to humor any possible requests that you might have! All this week a suggestion-box will be posted outside of the Brigade HQ. There, you can put in any praise, love letters, or what not you have for the sake of this SOS-Brigade. I demand that you give us further ideas! [This is mostly because he's bored and he saw that Albert of all people did it, so he figured it might be fun to try at least once]

Also! The SOS-Brigade is recruiting new members! Please step forward to submit your application to the greatest organization in all of Luceti! For those who have lived under a rock for your time here, the SOS-Brigade is as follows- Read on-!

( Advert for the Brigade )

[Voice]

Oh right, and as of right now, SOS-Brigade, as you might have noticed Rena hasn't been at meetings for a while. As such, Usagi is your new stand-in vice-chief. Obey her orders like you would my own unless they contradict mine.

...Oh and Neku. We need to talk.

[Naturally, the Suggestion Box works the same as the one in Albert's post. The difference is that - unknown to anyone who submits anything, of course - Haruki is going to end up reading choice ones out loud to the Brigade at the end of the week. Please feel free to get lulzy or even rude with them.

Also I'm assuming they are submitted anonymously unless you tell me the character signed their name]