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Seventy-Ninth Explosion

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All that snow and not even a single yeti! Not even a yuki-onna?! I mean come on, this is the perfect chance for an interesting experiment and it's not even used?!

Oi! Oi! Did anyone see either of those? Maybe Jack Frost? I mean there was a Jack O'Lantern a while back, so there should be something like this for payback for all this stupid snow...

Rena! Where the hell're you? [A pause, and then someone might hear Shiki whine-yelling something in the background. And then Haruki groans audibly before he tags on, as an afterthought-] Neku, you too. How's things there?

SOS-Brigade, report! Statuses, now!

[and then there's a chirp from Sekai in the background and he closes his journal]

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[Presumbly Shiki's perched on an arm of the couch, just watching Sekai strut around and staring at Haruki] I can't believe you were going to forget about Neku.

Edited 2010-01-13 01:01 (UTC)

Neku's a guy.

[Clearly, this explains everything ever. As he wanders over to Sekai there to pat his ever-growing head]

So?

[Oh it does, Shiki just thinks that's a dumb excuse. She watches the two of them a bit more.] Besides, if you two had swapped places I'd make sure he asked about you too.

So he has testicles - I've felt them, so I confirmed it - and as he can take care of himself! To assume anything less is to deny his manhood!

[A groan there as he sits his butt on the ground there and glares at the fire.]

Edited 2010-01-13 01:39 (UTC)

...you felt him up before I did? What the hell, Haruki. [She just rolls her eyes and stares at the back of his head.] I didn't say he couldn't take care of himself, I'm just saying.

Before you--- [...TURN. Look. This look]

...what? [What is with that face, sir.]

What; you're feeling the guy's balls now?

Wha-did I say that?!

Yes you did, dumbass!

[But after Haruki says that, Sekai chirps out "dumbass!" - the bird likes the copy words a lot]

Shut up, Sekai! [Shiki yells at the bird a lot.] I didn't say that!

Did too!

[And Sekai, wisely, remains silent this time. Staring at Shiki though]

I didn't say I've actually done it!

Oh, so you haven't?

Well I-hey, that's none of your business!

You're the one basically being a verbal exhibitionist!

[And now Sekai echoes "exhibitionist" just ftlulz... albeit the way Sekai says it is more questioning as if to say "what the hell is that?"]

...[GLARING AT SEKAI NOW. Stupid bird. Stupid Haruki.]

How am I being a verbal exhibitionist!?

Because you're going on about wanting to touch is balls!

No, you're twisting my words!

Whatever; then explain it clearly.

I already told you, it's not your business.

[...Grunt]

Fine, fine, whatever.

Why would it even matter? You're the one who's had sex before.

Yeah, but who's to say you didn't over Halloween or something?!

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