Seventy-Ninth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

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All that snow and not even a single yeti! Not even a yuki-onna?! I mean come on, this is the perfect chance for an interesting experiment and it's not even used?!

Oi! Oi! Did anyone see either of those? Maybe Jack Frost? I mean there was a Jack O'Lantern a while back, so there should be something like this for payback for all this stupid snow...

Rena! Where the hell're you? [A pause, and then someone might hear Shiki whine-yelling something in the background. And then Haruki groans audibly before he tags on, as an afterthought-] Neku, you too. How's things there?

SOS-Brigade, report! Statuses, now!

[and then there's a chirp from Sekai in the background and he closes his journal]

Comments

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Before you--- [...TURN. Look. This look]

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[so_shik]

...what? [What is with that face, sir.]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What; you're feeling the guy's balls now?

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[so_shik]

Wha-did I say that?!

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yes you did, dumbass!

[But after Haruki says that, Sekai chirps out "dumbass!" - the bird likes the copy words a lot]

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[so_shik]

Shut up, Sekai! [Shiki yells at the bird a lot.] I didn't say that!

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Did too!

[And Sekai, wisely, remains silent this time. Staring at Shiki though]

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[so_shik]

I didn't say I've actually done it!

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you haven't?

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[so_shik]

Well I-hey, that's none of your business!

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You're the one basically being a verbal exhibitionist!

[And now Sekai echoes "exhibitionist" just ftlulz... albeit the way Sekai says it is more questioning as if to say "what the hell is that?"]

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[so_shik]

...[GLARING AT SEKAI NOW. Stupid bird. Stupid Haruki.]

How am I being a verbal exhibitionist!?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Because you're going on about wanting to touch is balls!

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[so_shik]

No, you're twisting my words!

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Whatever; then explain it clearly.

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[so_shik]

I already told you, it's not your business.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...Grunt]

Fine, fine, whatever.

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[so_shik]

Why would it even matter? You're the one who's had sex before.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but who's to say you didn't over Halloween or something?!

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[so_shik]

...are you kidding me?!

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well there was a hotel!

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[so_shik]

Don't you think you would have heard by now if I had sex with Neku?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What? He's going to come in and then be like [Throwing his voice to try to sound like Neku... but also tries to sound voice while saying this, which is odd sounding yeah] "I just nailed her last night."

Or something?

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[so_shik]

Who said he'd be the one to tell you?