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Seventy-Ninth Explosion

[Voice]

All that snow and not even a single yeti! Not even a yuki-onna?! I mean come on, this is the perfect chance for an interesting experiment and it's not even used?!

Oi! Oi! Did anyone see either of those? Maybe Jack Frost? I mean there was a Jack O'Lantern a while back, so there should be something like this for payback for all this stupid snow...

Rena! Where the hell're you? [A pause, and then someone might hear Shiki whine-yelling something in the background. And then Haruki groans audibly before he tags on, as an afterthought-] Neku, you too. How's things there?

SOS-Brigade, report! Statuses, now!

[and then there's a chirp from Sekai in the background and he closes his journal]

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[...And now Sekai, derp that he is, asks a dreaded question: Namely, he asks "What are Neku's balls?"

And Haruki, of course, answers flatly with:] His testicles.

[...Which Sekai still looks at him confused about. Shiki, want to save the day]

...Sekai, do me a favor and go peck Haruki in the testicles to get him to shut up. Right in his lap. ["I hate you so much right now."]

[Sekai looks around... and then seems to shrug before going to peck at the ground before...

Pecking at Mr. Mew's foot]

...Hey! [And she yanks Mr. Mew away and swats at Sekai] Damn chicken!

[and Sekai stumbles back at bit, chirping incoherently. Haruki immediately rushes in to save him...!]

Oi! What the hell, Shiki?!

[Don't mind Shiki, she's just getting up and cradling Mr. Mew to her chest and stomping off. Stupid Sekai. Stupid Haruki. Stupid Joshua.]

[...What]

Shiki, don't be stupid! This is the only warm room in the house!

[...well aside from the magically heating shower (tm) on the second floor or the magically heating bath water (tm) on the first. But even those are going cold fast right now]

Just shut up, okay?! [She's going to go freeze in the kitchen then. Come grab her if you feel like it.]

[You know what? He DOES. Stomping on in after her]

No, you stop being an idiot!

[still walking away from him]

I'm not being an idiot!

[...Bum rush! Plan: lift Shiki up into his arms]

Are too!

[Plan: successful. Shiki: flailing like a moron]

What the hell are you doing!?

I'm carrying you to either the living room or the bath tub; your call.

[Oh man, she's light. Wow...]

Put me down, Haruki. [Shiki-tan has been practicing her tsundere glare. Is it working?]

[NO. NO IT IS NOT] I've already seen you naked; bath or couch?

[...what about if she just punches him in the chest?]

[WHAT THAT-

...Actually doesn't hurt all that much. He bears it like a champ. Unlike Neku, he's got abs of steel... well that and pecs. Pecs are more important here]

Edited 2010-01-15 09:04 (UTC)

[Well that's good, because she's still punching him trying to get him to put her down. She want to ~~freak out~~ ~~cry~~ sulk in peace, damn you.]

[And that means he just needs to grip her all the tighter!]

Oi! Oi! Oi! What the hell, Shiki?!

What the hell are you doing, I can walk, thanks!

You're the one fleeing the scene just because we're talking about some guy's nuts!

[Apparently that's the trigger to this whole thing, seeing how she'll reach up and use Mr. Mew to smash Haruki over the head with him]

[and now he...

Lost balance so he's literally throwing her at random as a way of release. Sorry Shiki]

What the- Hey!

[Yeah, she just falls and lands on her ass, probably rolling behind the couch there] Just...stop talking about it, okay?

[...Blink]

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