Sixty-Eight Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voice // Action for his house I guess]

You know, that egg project was pretty stupid. I mean, I guess it was okay and all but who really wants to have a kid here? I mean- [...A grunt, and then he pauses before switching this thing off. The post pauses for a time because he's going to the kitchen. It'll come back on with him chopping up something to make for dinner today. This irksome, because he seems to be staring on the counter-]

I mean, what do we even do with the eggs now? Sekai's just an egg, right? Not like she can be... [Hnn. He grunts there, and then shuts the journal again. This is stupid. He doesn't even want to make an entry like this. The post then is silent for about twenty minutes before it cuts in again, this time with him looking straight into the journal-]

Oi, did anyone else's egg hatch?

[And there seems to be a light "chirp" in the background.

THIS IS A RESULT OF HARUKI'S GOD-POWERS thanks for the reminder to put this Griff.

God powers strike again. Haruki's egg Sekai (which he took home anyway despite the project being over) has hatched. This, however, is because it was always fertile, merely no one was aware of it until just now. Everyone merely assumed it didn't have a chick in there because all the others didn't. Or was it always like that? Reality has bent. If I needed mod permission for this I apologize. I got permission from the Meow-man and Hermione's player. SO YEAH.]

Comments

voice;

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

It... hatched?

voice;

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It hatched.

[He's still in the middle of the "what is this" stage]

[action] Because you know Rena has to hit this shit up

[flower-of-hell.livejournal.com]

[Walking past wherever you are and HEY-

...

...OMG.]

Haaaau~! It's so cute!

[action] Good Rena.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...OH SNAP IT'S RENA. This chick is kinda chill in the basket with the remains of it's shell]

It's Sekai. [...His egg]

[voice]

[auror-dora.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! [She's laughing at you.]

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. Thanks. I guess.

[Voice]

[probablyacat.livejournal.com]

Yours ... hatched? [ ... ] I thought these eggs weren't able to ... [Now she feels a tad guilty for just pretty much ignoring her egg when she had "custody" of it.]

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you'd think so. I mean I haven't seen any chickens around or anything.

[He's starting to come to a conclusion here, but he bites his lip about it]

Voice;

[secondinnis.livejournal.com]

[DID YOU SAY BIRD BABY?]

It hatched?

Voice;

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Mine did, anyway. No way all of them were fertile though. Damn aliens.

[kuroneko-13.livejournal.com]

Wait wait wait...they gave you kids...fertile eggs for that?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I doubt that was Prof Nebilim's intent or anything. But then. [...Shrug. He's wondering about this...]

[emp3thy]

...Hatch.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Sekai decided to hatch on me.

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, Haruki, you're a chicken.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Like I need to hear that from the cat-boy. What, was your dad a human and you mom a cat?

[a-childish-lord.livejournal.com]

Yours hatched?!

[Now he feels bad about not taking this seriously..]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I just said that, didn't I?!

[Action]

[so_shik]

[Shiki was going to come in to ask him another question entirely but uh. There is a chick. In the middle of the kitchen. Chirping.] ...Haruki?

[Action]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[And here he is, looking stupidly down at Sekai-]

What?

[voice]

[blue-velocity.livejournal.com]

What the... How'd that happen?

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I guess it just got mixed up with the normal ones or something.

[nicht-ein-traum.livejournal.com]

It hatched?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I just said that.

[rending-drop.livejournal.com]

It hatched? Seriously?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I just said that.

Voice

[wings-thatwait.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, you're a father.

1/2

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What that-

[rossovento.livejournal.com]

Tch, so are you going to eat it?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Why would I eat a baby chick?

[inabook]

...They could hatch?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Seems like mine was the only one that could so far.

[silviteadvocate.livejournal.com]

... Aren't they meant to hatch?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

They're kitchen eggs.

[voice]

[bombinurmecha.livejournal.com]

...are they supposed to hatch?

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I doubt it.

[voice]

[fonon-professor.livejournal.com]

Oh? That's peculiar. I gathered the eggs from the store. They weren't supposed to hatch...

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I figured that. Damn aliens.

[voice]

[prayingone]

[Aww, a little baby chick. It sounds so adorable!]

Congratulations, Haruki. Are you going to keep her?

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well yeah... I guess. I mean what else am I gunna do with it?

[..Pause. Wait he should have said thanks, right? Oh well]

[colony_brat]

[It takes Duo a moment to figure things out, then he starts to laugh.] The jerk's a daddy now!?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...Maybe if he ignores it it will go away.]