Sixty-Seventh Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]
I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about! Read on!

[WRITTEN]
Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.


The SOS-Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved.

That said, we only accept mysteries that are notable in nature, and reserve the right to reject your request at any time if it doesn't prove interesting enough. We also work to support the idea of there being excitement and fun even to be found in a world such as this, were jerkoff aliens seem to enjoy being annoying voyeurs. Additionally, we work with all our might to make depressing or boring people less of either.

We will make sure all of Luceti leads a fun and interesting life! An SOS on your boredom!

Current Members and Ranks
Haruki Suzumiya - Divinely-Inspired Overlord/Unquestioned Leader/Ultra-Detective/Ultra-Director/Chief
Rena Ryuuguu - Honorary Vice-Chief/Games Master
Usagi Tsukino - Deputy-Vice-Chief
Uriko Nonomura - Senior Member/Kenpo Expert
Arthur Dent - Senior Citizen Member
Hanyuu Furude - Honorary Member/Sweets Master
Alphonse Elric - Senior Member
Mystearica Aura Fende - Member/Token Mascot
Taichi Yagami - Honorary Member/Soccer Expert
Shinpachi Nagakura - Member/Historical Figure
Rika Furude - Member
Yuzuriha Nekoi - Member
Yuzu Tanikawa Yoohoo - Member
Atsuro Kihara - Member/Computers Expert
Shion Sonozaki - Member
Miu Matsuoka - Member
Kyon - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

EDIT:
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert

If you want to join, then please stop by the SOS-Headquarters in town (the one which has a huge sign advertising us on it) at any and all times! If I'm not there, Yoohoo or Rena will be. If they aren't, Atsuro will be. If they aren't, Rika will be. Hanyuu'll probably also be there.

[VOICE again]

Oi! Hermione! Get one over here and help take care of Sekai! Jeez. I'm sick of keeping track of this kid at home by myself! [Ignoring that Hermione has probably been doing just as much if not more for the egg. Haruki merely wants to keep both 'parents' together for sentimental reasons.]

Also! SOS-Brigade! We're going to be putting on a play - that same one - after Halloween and this time no delays what-so-ever! Expect your scripts at the meeting tomorrow unless you're an usher!

[I'll be putting up an OOC post with info on that... later]

[WRITTEN accidentally]
[This part is actually written off to the side of the current member list in the SOS-Brigade part. However, it's been crossed-out. Due to what Haruki was crossing out with, he thinks it's illegible, but on everyone else's journal it show show up as being just a few lines through them and while a bit hard to read, not overly hard if you try]

Itsuki Koizumi - Mysterious Member's Cousin
Rue - Anti-member
Kotori Monou - Honrary Member/Ultra-Cook
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert
Ritsuka Aoyagi - Member
Ahiru - Honorary Former Vice-Chief
Osaka - Member
Killua Zoldyck - Member/Ultra-Prankster
Misa Amane - Member/Fashionita
Zell Dincht - Member
Mai - Member
Excellen Browning - Honorary Senior Member
Kyonko - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

....Dammit.

EDIT: Attention all members of the SOS-Brigade! Leon is back, and I expect all of you to give a customary greeting for your senior member!

Comments

[Voice]

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

You'd better change my name back, Haruki.

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Why- this name's better anyway! Yoohoo is Yoohoo!

Written

[secondinnis.livejournal.com]

[She was not even going to notice or comment, except wtf BIG, COLORED LOGO]

Do you really think it's boring?

Written

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Oh look it's the backstabbing bitch who doesn't remember me]

Yes.

[ .voice. ]

[mystearical.livejournal.com]

I understand the concept of a mascot... thought not entirely why I am one. But I don't quite follow the "token" segment.

[ .voice. ]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Every major organization needs a mascot obviously! From Domo-kun to the Michelin Man, to the stupid little animal-thing/furry that accompanies the heroes on their quest ans does nothing but seem vaguely cute, anything that is worth doing as some sort of mascot! And you're the stand-in-official mascot of the SOS-Brigade!

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[GLARE]

What?

[mutsukabezaka.livejournal.com]

yawn

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Written here is a drawing of a middle finger up]

[rossovento.livejournal.com]

Tch, a recruit post for your harem?

I saw you more as the kind to force people into joining.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

The SOS-Brigade is a not a harem?! What sort of idiot mistakes the glorious SOS-Brigade for something as lame and unimaginative as a harem?!

voice;

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

[That's not going to go over well.]

You aren't the only one who's been keeping up with it. We agreed to this method and it's worked so far. And you'd get far better results if you didn't yell at everyone all the time.

voice;

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[So says you. Clearly you're a brain-eating alien!]

Yell nothing! It's merely a factual statement that children grow up better an multi-parent situations!

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Looks like some things around here never change.

1/5

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well duh, I mean this stupid dump is always the same as it always is, all the time. It's boring with only-

[Voice]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

'Sup, boss?

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I'm doing recruiting, obviously. Also you're going to get cast for our upcoming performance.

[voice]

[prayingone]

You always sound like you're having a lot of fun when you talk about the SOS-Brigade, Haruki.

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'Course! I mean, it's the best club ever invented!

[Plus his family. Totally his family.]

Voice

[ahappylie.livejournal.com]

[Laughing]

What a title for Nagakura-san.

Voice

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well I mean you two are from the distant past.

[voice]

[inabook]

It sounds like you're having fun, Haruki.

[There's a slight bit less than her usual enthusiasm. Still sad about eggbaby. ;;]

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'Course I am. [...Awkward]

[voice]

[silviteadvocate.livejournal.com]

Halloween?

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

It's an American holiday on the 31st of October that the Malnosso "celebrated" last year with a really ridiculous and giant experiment.

Voice

[lilblackfeather.livejournal.com]

So you're not part of the military?

Voice

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Absolutely not. Positively not.

[Voice]

[seedprodigy.livejournal.com]

[Well... she has to ask.]

Why is Zell's name on that list?

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Zell used to be a member before he vanished on us.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

We've lost a lot of members since the Brigade started, haven't we?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. Damn aliens.

[therealmion.livejournal.com]

Doesn't Luceti count as a mysterious experience?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Obviously at first for anyone that isn't used to weird things like this, but if everyone here has it then it's obviously the "norm" and therefore not mysterious!

[sos-chorus.livejournal.com]

Still looks like a tapeworm. If I'm useless why am I even part of the Brigade?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Because you're be even more useless and bored if you weren't, obviously!

[voice] Why the hell did it take me so long to think up a response

[flower-of-hell.livejournal.com]

[Oh Rena sees that crossed out list but she won't make much mention of it for not wanting to upset Haruki. INSTEAD...]

What kind of play, Haruki-kun?

[voice] idek know man :C

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

A Journey to the West, obviously! There's been setbacks when we've tried to put it on before, but as my backup director, you need to be on your toes about it.

[voice]

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Hey, sounds like one way cool club! A place like this could totally use some excitement.

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Are you supposed to be Sonic's retarded brother or something?

[sandwichofdoubt.livejournal.com]

Do I really have to be "senior citizen member"? I'm fourty two.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Given the average age of the population of Luceti (probably around nineteen, all things considered) by comparison you might as well be a senior citizen if we discount the people who happen to be in much longer lived species than humans and/or reduce them to a comparative human age.