Sixty-Seventh Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]
I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about! Read on!

[WRITTEN]
Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.


The SOS-Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved.

That said, we only accept mysteries that are notable in nature, and reserve the right to reject your request at any time if it doesn't prove interesting enough. We also work to support the idea of there being excitement and fun even to be found in a world such as this, were jerkoff aliens seem to enjoy being annoying voyeurs. Additionally, we work with all our might to make depressing or boring people less of either.

We will make sure all of Luceti leads a fun and interesting life! An SOS on your boredom!

Current Members and Ranks
Haruki Suzumiya - Divinely-Inspired Overlord/Unquestioned Leader/Ultra-Detective/Ultra-Director/Chief
Rena Ryuuguu - Honorary Vice-Chief/Games Master
Usagi Tsukino - Deputy-Vice-Chief
Uriko Nonomura - Senior Member/Kenpo Expert
Arthur Dent - Senior Citizen Member
Hanyuu Furude - Honorary Member/Sweets Master
Alphonse Elric - Senior Member
Mystearica Aura Fende - Member/Token Mascot
Taichi Yagami - Honorary Member/Soccer Expert
Shinpachi Nagakura - Member/Historical Figure
Rika Furude - Member
Yuzuriha Nekoi - Member
Yuzu Tanikawa Yoohoo - Member
Atsuro Kihara - Member/Computers Expert
Shion Sonozaki - Member
Miu Matsuoka - Member
Kyon - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

EDIT:
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert

If you want to join, then please stop by the SOS-Headquarters in town (the one which has a huge sign advertising us on it) at any and all times! If I'm not there, Yoohoo or Rena will be. If they aren't, Atsuro will be. If they aren't, Rika will be. Hanyuu'll probably also be there.

[VOICE again]

Oi! Hermione! Get one over here and help take care of Sekai! Jeez. I'm sick of keeping track of this kid at home by myself! [Ignoring that Hermione has probably been doing just as much if not more for the egg. Haruki merely wants to keep both 'parents' together for sentimental reasons.]

Also! SOS-Brigade! We're going to be putting on a play - that same one - after Halloween and this time no delays what-so-ever! Expect your scripts at the meeting tomorrow unless you're an usher!

[I'll be putting up an OOC post with info on that... later]

[WRITTEN accidentally]
[This part is actually written off to the side of the current member list in the SOS-Brigade part. However, it's been crossed-out. Due to what Haruki was crossing out with, he thinks it's illegible, but on everyone else's journal it show show up as being just a few lines through them and while a bit hard to read, not overly hard if you try]

Itsuki Koizumi - Mysterious Member's Cousin
Rue - Anti-member
Kotori Monou - Honrary Member/Ultra-Cook
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert
Ritsuka Aoyagi - Member
Ahiru - Honorary Former Vice-Chief
Osaka - Member
Killua Zoldyck - Member/Ultra-Prankster
Misa Amane - Member/Fashionita
Zell Dincht - Member
Mai - Member
Excellen Browning - Honorary Senior Member
Kyonko - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

....Dammit.

EDIT: Attention all members of the SOS-Brigade! Leon is back, and I expect all of you to give a customary greeting for your senior member!

Comments

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

We've lost a lot of members since the Brigade started, haven't we?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. Damn aliens.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

We've gained a lot too, though.

Hm. [Let's change subject here.] I'm kind of excited for the play.

1/2

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You've been here the whole time though. Through almost all of it.

[...And he's thankful for that, so he's going to leave this emotional bit at that]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[And going on the subject change-] You better be! I mean It's only been forever since we started working on it! Experiments and all that kept cockblocking what's going to be out amazing performance.

1/2

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

And I'm hoping I'll be here until the very end, whatever that means.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Err. Cockblocking? [She doesn't know what that means, but whatever.] Hopefully people are looking forward to it.

1/2

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Rapidly:] Of course they are! Mitsuru set up a stage and everything, there's no way it'll go unnoticed!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[And now a blushy silence at the first part, and he's slow to respond with a muttered:] You better.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Mm. We should advertise it, though. Throw up some nice posters!

Better what? [Why are you so confusing, Haruki?]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Precisely! And then put Shion and Tear on advertising duty! Oh! And Al, to attract that crowd.

[/IGNORING that second part]

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Attract what crowd?

[And she isn't about to let up.] Haruki

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

The people that like cross-dressing, obviously!

[/STILL IGNORING]

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

How about we cross-dress Kyon? I'm sure he'd lure them in better than Alphonse could!

Come on. Tell me.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

No way. He's boring looking, it's too lame to even try.

[/IIIGNOREEEE]

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

What about Shinpachi?

Haruki, Haruki, Haruki, Haruki, Haruki. Answer me, or I'll go ask other people.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

He's a historical figure even if he looks Irish. There is no reason to shame our nation's history like that. Jeez, what are you on?

[/IGNORRRRE]

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

I'm just trying to save my poor boyfriend from all the embarrassment. Are you sure that Kyon wouldn't attract anyone? I think he looks good.

[harumph] Why won't you tell me?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

If he's a man than he can wear those sorts of things with pride! After all, Kyon's only about a quarter of a man, so he can't do it!

[/MORE IGNORE]

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Why don't you do it with him, then? Hm? Hmm!

Don't make me yell, Haruki. I will. I swear on a double-layer chocolate chunk cake!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Because I'm the chief! You don't see the chief going around doing menial tasks in town! Speaking of - where do you get off assuming you can command your chief?!

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

[Eep.]

Forget I said anything.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Right. Whatever.