Forty-Eighth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]

...Y'know, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately, hasn't there? I mean there's been bigger drop-offs before and such, but in the last week or two there's been a lot. Thing is, I mean I hadn't been here all that long last summer but I seem to remember something similar happening last summer. I don't think we had a calender though so I'm not sure if it's the exact same time or anything.

...Whatever. Stupid aliens.

[Pause, grunt, and then some clothes rustling] Doesn't look like rain today.... Oi! Rena! Shiki! Porcupine! Any and all members of the SOS-Brigade! Summer's no good if you don't enjoy it properly, so in the absence of a public pool we're going swimming at the main lake! [Another pause, and then a sigh] When it warms up or something. It's still muddy-looking outside.

...Jeez. [And then there's the sound of some clothes rustling again before he stands up and clicks this thing off]

Comments

[soundfrequency]

Aliens?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

The Malnosso. That's a stupid name.

[soundfrequency]

I guess they kinda are like aliens.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Damn straight they're aliens. Besides, Malnosso is a stupid name anyway.

[soundfrequency]

Yeah, you already said that.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Anyway, do you even have clothes outside that tuna roll?

[soundfrequency]

[I am not a tuna roll]

...no.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...And you're Shiki's friend? Jeez.

[...Pause. And then he grunts]

Okay we're going shopping. Right now. Meet me at the base of the ladder.

[soundfrequency]

W-what? Why do I need more clothes anyway?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Because it's gross to only have one set? What, do you only have one pair of underwear too? No way I'm washing that daily; are you?

[soundfrequency]

Fine. I'll be there in a sec.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[GOOD. BECAUSE HE WILL BE WAITING]

[soundfrequency]

[Was just in his room so he doesn't have very far to go. Oh hey there Haruki]

...

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...Good there! Now that Neku's here--]

Hey there! [And now it's time to drag him off there]

[soundfrequency]

[urghhh]

Can't I just have Shiki make me some?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[No I mean literal dragging. He's going to yank you by the arm!]

That's just abusing her abilities, moron!

[soundfrequency]

[Ow man, watch it. Is going, sheesh]

She likes making clothes.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah and she's booked in orders into next month. Just because I like making pancakes doesn't mean I want to hear you tell me "Hay, I'm too lazy to get anything, so make me some stuff!" I mean jeez, what type of idiot are you?

[Of course, this speech is done as they're going all the way to the store and, well...]

Plus you wouldn't know what to dress in! You're totally ask for like a V-neck with vampire cuffs so you can hide your throat some more. That's just weird man! I mean, what are you, some kinda count or something? Vlad the Impaler? Jeez. Moron.

[soundfrequency]

I don't care about fashion all that much, that's Shiki, but... I guess the high collar helped block people out.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and you're retarded. Come on, let's get a T-shirt!

[DRAGGGG into the store]

[soundfrequency]

[Draggggged]

So what, you're going to pick something out for me?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'Course! Unless you're gunna pick something out.

[...Like this purple T-shirt!]

[soundfrequency]

No, just pick something and let's get this over with.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Good. Then get stripping.

[soundfrequency]

What?! I'm not stripping here! Or in front of you.