Forty-Eighth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]

...Y'know, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately, hasn't there? I mean there's been bigger drop-offs before and such, but in the last week or two there's been a lot. Thing is, I mean I hadn't been here all that long last summer but I seem to remember something similar happening last summer. I don't think we had a calender though so I'm not sure if it's the exact same time or anything.

...Whatever. Stupid aliens.

[Pause, grunt, and then some clothes rustling] Doesn't look like rain today.... Oi! Rena! Shiki! Porcupine! Any and all members of the SOS-Brigade! Summer's no good if you don't enjoy it properly, so in the absence of a public pool we're going swimming at the main lake! [Another pause, and then a sigh] When it warms up or something. It's still muddy-looking outside.

...Jeez. [And then there's the sound of some clothes rustling again before he stands up and clicks this thing off]

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[soundfrequency]

Whatever.

[Puts both the shirt and the shorts on... okay the shorts aren't that bad]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Turn, with a speedo in hand... appraising...]

Huh, not bad.

[soundfrequency]

[...do I even want to know what you have in your hand]

What else?

[Taking the shirt and the shorts back off]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Put those in a bag or something, try this one on.

[Toss! Kilt get! ...And a red T-shirt. Just... red]

[soundfrequency]

[Catch! ...why a kilt. Bad enough I've had to wear women's clothes before]

This is one thing I won't agree to.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Fine, I'll find a sundress or something. A kilt might look too thick on you anyway... try the shirt on, at least.

[...Hm... Speedo, oh! We should get him a hoodie!]

[soundfrequency]

[Sets the kilt on a rack or something, then pulls the shirt on]

You're really enjoying this.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Take off the headphones too. They look retarded.

[Hmm... Hoodie! Toss that, and some other shorts!]

[soundfrequency]

[Puts both the hoodie and the shorts on too. The headphones are mostly just there because he's so used to wearing them, but slides them off his head]

...

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Good boy! Now here, appraising... appraising...]

Think I liked both the first shirt and shorts more, but those work.

[BRB, looking for something else as he idly tosses the speedo over]

[soundfrequency]

[What is this. :|]

...a speedo? You're high. And isn't this enough for now?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

That's two shirts and two shorts. We need to get you at least [toss one over!] a hoodie, [toss!] two more shirts, [toss!] and some jeans.

[soundfrequency]

[Catches what Haruki tosses at him and set them aside, starts changing out of what he has on now to try more on]

I can see what you and Shiki have in common.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

That idiot's neurotic about it, I just like to be normal! [...So says the guy putting on the leather jacket right now]

[soundfrequency]

[...that actually looks good on him]

A leather jacket in summer?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Fag]

A leather jacket's never about being practical, it's about being cool!

[soundfrequency]

If you say so.

[Trying on clothes as fast as he can so he can get out of here, ughhh clothes shopping]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[And then one leather jacket later and appraising all that...]

Alright! This looks good but you aren't allowed to wear the tuna roll home, so pick one for now.

[soundfrequency]

[Picks the red tshirt and a pair of shorts to wear, shoving the rest into bags. Grabs his headphones too]

...I'll be right back.

[Aaand headed off to go find something]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

[Meanwhile, he's going to... stuff the kilt into a bag too]

[soundfrequency]

[Needed underwear, and that's one thing he doesn't want help with picking out. Going back over to Haruki once he's done]

Ready?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Damn straight. [And he will carry... only the bag with the kilt in it. And his other stuff. You get the rest, boneykins]

[soundfrequency]

...

[Gee, thanks. Whatever, he'll pick up and carry the bags. And then he'll start walking out]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Good boy Neku. So let's hurry on home!]

[soundfrequency]

[Home! Yay!]

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