Forty-Eighth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]

...Y'know, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately, hasn't there? I mean there's been bigger drop-offs before and such, but in the last week or two there's been a lot. Thing is, I mean I hadn't been here all that long last summer but I seem to remember something similar happening last summer. I don't think we had a calender though so I'm not sure if it's the exact same time or anything.

...Whatever. Stupid aliens.

[Pause, grunt, and then some clothes rustling] Doesn't look like rain today.... Oi! Rena! Shiki! Porcupine! Any and all members of the SOS-Brigade! Summer's no good if you don't enjoy it properly, so in the absence of a public pool we're going swimming at the main lake! [Another pause, and then a sigh] When it warms up or something. It's still muddy-looking outside.

...Jeez. [And then there's the sound of some clothes rustling again before he stands up and clicks this thing off]

Comments

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...Good there! Now that Neku's here--]

Hey there! [And now it's time to drag him off there]

[soundfrequency]

[urghhh]

Can't I just have Shiki make me some?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[No I mean literal dragging. He's going to yank you by the arm!]

That's just abusing her abilities, moron!

[soundfrequency]

[Ow man, watch it. Is going, sheesh]

She likes making clothes.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah and she's booked in orders into next month. Just because I like making pancakes doesn't mean I want to hear you tell me "Hay, I'm too lazy to get anything, so make me some stuff!" I mean jeez, what type of idiot are you?

[Of course, this speech is done as they're going all the way to the store and, well...]

Plus you wouldn't know what to dress in! You're totally ask for like a V-neck with vampire cuffs so you can hide your throat some more. That's just weird man! I mean, what are you, some kinda count or something? Vlad the Impaler? Jeez. Moron.

[soundfrequency]

I don't care about fashion all that much, that's Shiki, but... I guess the high collar helped block people out.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and you're retarded. Come on, let's get a T-shirt!

[DRAGGGG into the store]

[soundfrequency]

[Draggggged]

So what, you're going to pick something out for me?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'Course! Unless you're gunna pick something out.

[...Like this purple T-shirt!]

[soundfrequency]

No, just pick something and let's get this over with.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Good. Then get stripping.

[soundfrequency]

What?! I'm not stripping here! Or in front of you.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Who cares? We're both guys here, moron! Besides, there's a rack of clothes which block it all out from you from outside. Now strip, dumbass!

[Brb... these shirts and ... oh is that a kilt!]

[soundfrequency]

[...oh hell no, I'll strip but you are not putting me in a kilt]

Argh...

[Haruki is so much like Shiki in this, and he knows if he doesn't strip then Haruki will probably make him do it. Veeeery reluctantly taking off his clothes here, but hey, he's doing it]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[And now tossing a T-shirt at him! It's purple and have a Walmart-ish smilie on it. And then some shorts, which are the same color as his, but less ridiculous]

Try those on!

[...Hm. This kilt is nice though...]

[soundfrequency]

[Grabs the shirt and stares at it. What the hell it has a face]

...no. Can't you find something else?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

We're getting you more than one thing, dumbass. Now try it on!

[OH. A SPEEDO! That might match what he got earlier...]

[soundfrequency]

Whatever.

[Puts both the shirt and the shorts on... okay the shorts aren't that bad]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Turn, with a speedo in hand... appraising...]

Huh, not bad.

[soundfrequency]

[...do I even want to know what you have in your hand]

What else?

[Taking the shirt and the shorts back off]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Put those in a bag or something, try this one on.

[Toss! Kilt get! ...And a red T-shirt. Just... red]

[soundfrequency]

[Catch! ...why a kilt. Bad enough I've had to wear women's clothes before]

This is one thing I won't agree to.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Fine, I'll find a sundress or something. A kilt might look too thick on you anyway... try the shirt on, at least.

[...Hm... Speedo, oh! We should get him a hoodie!]

[soundfrequency]

[Sets the kilt on a rack or something, then pulls the shirt on]

You're really enjoying this.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Take off the headphones too. They look retarded.

[Hmm... Hoodie! Toss that, and some other shorts!]