Forty-Eighth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]

...Y'know, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately, hasn't there? I mean there's been bigger drop-offs before and such, but in the last week or two there's been a lot. Thing is, I mean I hadn't been here all that long last summer but I seem to remember something similar happening last summer. I don't think we had a calender though so I'm not sure if it's the exact same time or anything.

...Whatever. Stupid aliens.

[Pause, grunt, and then some clothes rustling] Doesn't look like rain today.... Oi! Rena! Shiki! Porcupine! Any and all members of the SOS-Brigade! Summer's no good if you don't enjoy it properly, so in the absence of a public pool we're going swimming at the main lake! [Another pause, and then a sigh] When it warms up or something. It's still muddy-looking outside.

...Jeez. [And then there's the sound of some clothes rustling again before he stands up and clicks this thing off]

Comments

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Who cares? We're both guys here, moron! Besides, there's a rack of clothes which block it all out from you from outside. Now strip, dumbass!

[Brb... these shirts and ... oh is that a kilt!]

[soundfrequency]

[...oh hell no, I'll strip but you are not putting me in a kilt]

Argh...

[Haruki is so much like Shiki in this, and he knows if he doesn't strip then Haruki will probably make him do it. Veeeery reluctantly taking off his clothes here, but hey, he's doing it]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[And now tossing a T-shirt at him! It's purple and have a Walmart-ish smilie on it. And then some shorts, which are the same color as his, but less ridiculous]

Try those on!

[...Hm. This kilt is nice though...]

[soundfrequency]

[Grabs the shirt and stares at it. What the hell it has a face]

...no. Can't you find something else?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

We're getting you more than one thing, dumbass. Now try it on!

[OH. A SPEEDO! That might match what he got earlier...]

[soundfrequency]

Whatever.

[Puts both the shirt and the shorts on... okay the shorts aren't that bad]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Turn, with a speedo in hand... appraising...]

Huh, not bad.

[soundfrequency]

[...do I even want to know what you have in your hand]

What else?

[Taking the shirt and the shorts back off]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Put those in a bag or something, try this one on.

[Toss! Kilt get! ...And a red T-shirt. Just... red]

[soundfrequency]

[Catch! ...why a kilt. Bad enough I've had to wear women's clothes before]

This is one thing I won't agree to.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Fine, I'll find a sundress or something. A kilt might look too thick on you anyway... try the shirt on, at least.

[...Hm... Speedo, oh! We should get him a hoodie!]

[soundfrequency]

[Sets the kilt on a rack or something, then pulls the shirt on]

You're really enjoying this.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Take off the headphones too. They look retarded.

[Hmm... Hoodie! Toss that, and some other shorts!]

[soundfrequency]

[Puts both the hoodie and the shorts on too. The headphones are mostly just there because he's so used to wearing them, but slides them off his head]

...

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Good boy! Now here, appraising... appraising...]

Think I liked both the first shirt and shorts more, but those work.

[BRB, looking for something else as he idly tosses the speedo over]

[soundfrequency]

[What is this. :|]

...a speedo? You're high. And isn't this enough for now?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

That's two shirts and two shorts. We need to get you at least [toss one over!] a hoodie, [toss!] two more shirts, [toss!] and some jeans.

[soundfrequency]

[Catches what Haruki tosses at him and set them aside, starts changing out of what he has on now to try more on]

I can see what you and Shiki have in common.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

That idiot's neurotic about it, I just like to be normal! [...So says the guy putting on the leather jacket right now]

[soundfrequency]

[...that actually looks good on him]

A leather jacket in summer?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Fag]

A leather jacket's never about being practical, it's about being cool!

[soundfrequency]

If you say so.

[Trying on clothes as fast as he can so he can get out of here, ughhh clothes shopping]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[And then one leather jacket later and appraising all that...]

Alright! This looks good but you aren't allowed to wear the tuna roll home, so pick one for now.

[soundfrequency]

[Picks the red tshirt and a pair of shorts to wear, shoving the rest into bags. Grabs his headphones too]

...I'll be right back.

[Aaand headed off to go find something]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

[Meanwhile, he's going to... stuff the kilt into a bag too]