REMEMBER EVERYONE: The long-awaited Luceti Fall Festival starts tomorrow!

This festival is brought to you by the world-famous and amazing SOS-Brigade, will some assistance by associated other people. Please direct any and all praise you might have for the festivities to me, Haruki Suzumiya (Ultra-Planner of this festival). If you are intending to run a booth or an act or something, please also report to me (Haruki Suzumiya). If you have any complaints about the festivities, please direct it to my henchwoman/secretary, Kyonko.

I expect this to be a bananza, and I hope all of you folks feel you lives get that much more interesting!

---Which reminds me! The fighting thing is cool and all even if the host is a little dull and it needs some announcers, but surely some of you have some cool superpowers you can show off aside from stuff you use to beat each other up, right?! Therefor, I propose that we run a talent show to showcase some of these super-cool powers and maybe impress a few people. It would certainly make things a little more interesting before we're all stuck at that gray-haired lady's school in a week, right?!

[Filtered to the SOS-Brigade]
Oi, members that don't have any assigned tasks currently, report in for an assignment. Members that do have assigned tasks, report in on the status of your job. If you jobs' complete, be prepared to take another job.

ATTENTION ANYONE WHO IS IMPORTANT OR COOL IN LUCETI!

We, the SOS-Brigade, will be putting out your coming Fall Festival for your entertainment, with the help of some guy named Aang, an idiot named Neku, and two Irish people who are posting to being Japanese historical figures (McKura and some useless guy named Tetsu)! We ask you all to cheer up, keep out of our way, and await our heads-up on the final date of our festival! We also ask any and all people who are able or willing to be acts in this festival to step forth now!

Thank you for your attention, but I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about!

Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.
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I'm glad that's understood! Now, SOS-Brigade, report in now for your specific tasks for the upcoming festival; failure to do so will result in a harsh penalty! Additionally-- Al, Bunny, and Excel, report in on how recruitment went and inform me of any members who have ignorantly not reported in to me yet! Understood? Excellent.

( [Filtered to Hokuto // 80% Unhackable] )