Twentieth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

ATTENTION ANYONE WHO IS IMPORTANT OR COOL IN LUCETI!

We, the SOS-Brigade, will be putting out your coming Fall Festival for your entertainment, with the help of some guy named Aang, an idiot named Neku, and two Irish people who are posting to being Japanese historical figures (McKura and some useless guy named Tetsu)! We ask you all to cheer up, keep out of our way, and await our heads-up on the final date of our festival! We also ask any and all people who are able or willing to be acts in this festival to step forth now!

Thank you for your attention, but I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about!

Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.

The SOS-Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved. That said, we only accept mysteries that are notable in nature, and reserve the right to reject your request at any time if it doesn't prove interesting enough. We also work to support the idea of there being excitement and fun even to be found in a world such as this, were jerkoff aliens seem to enjoy being annoying voyeurs. Additionally, we work with all our might to make depressing or boring people less of either.

Current Members and Ranks
Haruki Suzumiya - Divinely-Inspired Overlord/Unquestioned Leader/Ultra-Detective/Ultra-Director/Chief
Ahiru - Vice-Chief/Closet S-Type
Excel - Senior Member/Bombshell
Bunny - Energetic Character/Cheerleader
Al - Trap-Like Character
Killua - Needed Rebellious Member
Misa - Ultra-Designer
Kotori - Ultra-Cook
Uriko - Awesome semi-human member
Kyonko - Henchwoman/Moe-Blob/Other misc. tasks.

Also members, though I think they're dead or something, are Leo-Kitty, Rena, and Osaka

If you want to join, then please stop by House #10 (the one that better have a sign up via a certain spicy tuna roll soon) at any and all times! If I'm not there, Kyonko will be. She's boring and hardly ever goes anywhere interesting unless someone drags her there.

I'm glad that's understood! Now, SOS-Brigade, report in now for your specific tasks for the upcoming festival; failure to do so will result in a harsh penalty! Additionally-- Al, Bunny, and Excel, report in on how recruitment went and inform me of any members who have ignorantly not reported in to me yet! Understood? Excellent.

[Filtered starts here]
Oi, you're the sister of that depressing guy with heterochromic eyes, right?

Comments

[cheerfuldreamer.livejournal.com]

"Ultra-cook"? U-uhm, thank you ...?

[[OOC: Psst. Hokuto is Subaru's sister.]]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Precisely! Which is why I'm putting you on official cooking duty for the festival!

[Pssh, I knew that. This thing caused me so many typos]

[cheerfuldreamer.livejournal.com]

Me? That seems like a big job but ... I'll do my best! I should probably ask people what kinds of food they'd like me to make ...

[[OOC: I can imagine, considering the size of it all. And I totally shouldn't have said anything, just for the lulz.]]

[winged-rogue.livejournal.com]

Can I do anything to help with the festival?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Oi! You're the Captain of that pirate gang, right?

[winged-rogue.livejournal.com]

That's me! Name's Vyse.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

I got two new members, Haruki! One is a blonde-girl who is really quiet, and I'm not quite sure where she is, named Namine, and the other is Raenef (he's a Demon Lord!). I'm going to have to step up my game to get new members. These people are really stubborn!

By the way, What's a trap-like character? I don't really understand at all. Oh. And a Closet S-Type? That just sounds weird.

[ooc: XDD; I love the tags. For serious. And Buns is gay?]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Excellent, I'll force them both to report in! And S-type, as in Sadist. And Trap is obvious, jeez, what are you, an idiot?

But because of your success you won't be assigned grunt-work for this particular project and I'll assign your boyfriend to the same thing, so you better not slack off. I need you to find and start setting up some lights or something all over the village. Preferably something with a Halloween-ish or Fall-ish vibe.

[Alphonse = Trap = Looks like a girl = Girl + Bunny = Bunny is slightly bent]

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

W-What's sadist? Is that someone who is sad? Y-eah. Obvious.

Lights? Uh. Righto!

[XD Great logic.]

[2ndunitcaptain]

. . . . You're testing me, kid, really. A lot.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Oi, McKura! Do you mind if I borrow your henchman?

[sing-thrush.livejournal.com]

Uh, reporting. I.. was supposed to be recruiting?

W-What's a 'trap-like character?' Huh?!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Jeez, didn't I ever give you the uniform? Maybe I gave it to Bunny and she thought it was her's? Jeez.

Well whatever, your girlfriend covered you, as expected. I just expected you to look moe anyway. So you'll be spared a penalty, but I expect you to swing by to pick up a replacement uniform later today or you will receive a penalty.

That said, before I assign you a job, you got any supernatural awesome powers or something?

[love-is-weird.livejournal.com]

I'm not Irish! How the hell'd you get that?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Because McKura is clearly Irish and you have the same random red hair. Anyway, good thing you reported in; you have any talent with hammering nails?

[reversal-spell.livejournal.com]

That would be me! What's up?

[Private]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I'm gunna drag your brother to perform on stage and and I need you to help me.

[voiced]

[earth-born-pig.livejournal.com]

Cerebus would keep out of your way since you don't seem to have anything to do with beer. What kind of festival is dry?

[voiced]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...But you're a pig. Can pigs even get a buzz?

[Voice]

[not-goku.livejournal.com]

My friend is real important and cool! And and, so is my daddy and brother!

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What are they, aliens?

[a-childish-lord.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh...I was supposed to come over...

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Oi, are you Raenef?

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

HEY! Don't call her a blob...

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Huh? Kyonko? She's my henchwoman, I can call her whatever I want.

Anyway! Good that you're reporting in.