[Written]

Hey, I think it was Sheena and Excel! I owe both of you some favor, so make note of that! I'll repay that dept to Sheena, but in your case, Excel, you get one free-pass from a penalty. I'll make a pass, and if you stop by you both can pick those up.

I'm currently saying at the clinic for recovery of wounds from my stay with the aliens! Anyway... All members of the SOS-Brigade, you're hereby required to bring a get-well gift to me, like Kyonko said. Failure to do so will result in a penalty. Naturally, we'll be delaying the retreat a bit until I've recovered.

Rena! Bring a board game over here or something. I'm so bored.

Bunny, don't you work here or something?! Sheesh, shouldn't you come check in on me? I need to talk to someone other than her

Oh, and Ahiru, err... how're you holding up?

[For Kyonko // 80% Hackable]

That soup wasn't bad. Now, if I could've just moved my jaw properly as exposed to you needing to feed me. I need to get ambidextrous faster.

Okay Brigade members! We're going to leave for our retreat tomorrow at high noon. Don't be late or you can expect a terrible penalty! Excel, you better have all the supplies in place, and everyone else better have gotten the other items I told you to get... which means you better have carried out your penalty, Bunny.

So Ritsu-Kitty, what's the story with your guardian? Same goes to you, Rue.

Oh... and Kyonko, seeing as how Koizumi decided to disappear or something, I probably won't be back for an hour or three. Need to go find that path myself...

( [For the SOS-Brigade // 50% Unhackable] )

[Written]

And jeez, geezer Senel! Is that hair getting to your head and making you senile or something? I asked you a question before. It's a simple one too. Are you going to teach me how to fight properly yet or not?! The least you could do is give an answer!

Oh... and is anyone familiar with this 'Filial Magic' stuff? I've been trying to work it out, but someone showing me the theory behind it would mean I'll learn it that much faster! I'd really appreciate the assistance!

Also, citizens of Luceti, expect something amazing soon!

Oh, right...

( [For Kyonko // 75% Unhackable] )

[Written]

That weather was really strange. Clearly, the Malnosso... or whatever it is these aliens call themselves -- 'Malnosso' sounds like a Spainish word or something... -- have control over the weather, and decided to make for a really weird set of days. Though the sound of that kid was--

Ge- Senel, have you decided if you're going to teach me how to fight yet?!

Ahiru, we need to run over some plans, I especially need you to report! Rena wants to request something, and we need to set up this festival thing while the weather's good to set it up! Delays will no longer be tolerated! And geez, Kyonko, where'd you run off to now?

All members of the SOS-Brigade who aren't being useless and/or serving a small demon with blue hair, report now please! Failure to do so will result in a penalty! [And there's a little drawing of a man waving a fist here]

[Voiced]

The following people are now property of the SOS-Brigade according to the list given to me by Koizumi, and as such, you are hereby ordered to report to House #10! This is officially our first meeting, and you have all of thirty gracious minutes to show up! Remember that the last one to arrive gets penalty! Jeez Kyonko, where are you?

Excel, Koizumi, Rue, Rikku, Kotori, Leo-Kitty, Bunny, Rena, Ritsu-Kitty, and of course my vice-chief Ahiru! Report here immediately! Oh, and you too Kyonko. Obviously.

[ooc: For the record... if you talked with Itsuki, he added you to the list. This is how Ritsuka and Rikku were added. Feel free to protest but uh... it's Haruki.]

[Voice Post]

ATTENTION PEOPLE, THINGS, ROBOTS, ALIENS, MONSTERS, AND GENERALLY EVERYONE IN LUCETI!!

My name is Haruki Suzumiya, and I am hereby announcing the creation of the Luceti-branche of the glorious SOS-Brigade! Please sign up in a timely order and bring your applications to House #10 as per the map which you all know.

But yes, I've been combing this network, and I know a lot about a lot of you guys by now! I'd like to meet you all and hear your stories. I'm sure a lot of you have lead really strange an interesting lives! I think it would be awesome to hear about them. Please step forward now!

Oh, and Koizumi the guy one. You're in charge of keeping track of the applications for the brigade. Yes, I know you're there, and don't think you can avoid work, like I know Kyonko will try to. Though if you're anything like the Koizumi back home I'm sure you won't disappoint me!

...If any of you happen to see a flat girl with a long brown pigtail lounging around looking bored, that's Kyonko. She's my henchman, so don't think you can claim her.