Second Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voice Post]

ATTENTION PEOPLE, THINGS, ROBOTS, ALIENS, MONSTERS, AND GENERALLY EVERYONE IN LUCETI!!

My name is Haruki Suzumiya, and I am hereby announcing the creation of the Luceti-branche of the glorious SOS-Brigade! Please sign up in a timely order and bring your applications to House #10 as per the map which you all know.

But yes, I've been combing this network, and I know a lot about a lot of you guys by now! I'd like to meet you all and hear your stories. I'm sure a lot of you have lead really strange an interesting lives! I think it would be awesome to hear about them. Please step forward now!

Oh, and Koizumi the guy one. You're in charge of keeping track of the applications for the brigade. Yes, I know you're there, and don't think you can avoid work, like I know Kyonko will try to. Though if you're anything like the Koizumi back home I'm sure you won't disappoint me!

...If any of you happen to see a flat girl with a long brown pigtail lounging around looking bored, that's Kyonko. She's my henchman, so don't think you can claim her.

Comments

[alchemielemon.livejournal.com]

didn't we already do this*illegible*

SOS-Brigade?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yes, the SOS-Brigade. The most amazing club ever created.

[cutestcleaver.livejournal.com]

...a club?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

No a club. This is the SOS-Brigade, it's the club.

[hername-wasrose.livejournal.com]

Well you're certainly enthusiastic aren't you?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Obviously! Those without enthusiasm eventually fade away without making their mark!

[ducklinged.livejournal.com]

What's a SOS Brigade?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

The most amazing club ever created. Previously were were limited to a mere high school, but we're expanding now.

[screened]

[azerosknight.livejournal.com]

If you don't mind, a word with you.

[screened]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What is it?!

1/5

[quitemysterious.livejournal.com]

2/5

[quitemysterious.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose I should expect no less from a Suzumiya... yes, I'm Itsuki Koizumi, at your service~

3/5

[quitemysterious.livejournal.com]

But my, the SOS-Brigade... this does bring back memories...

4/5

[quitemysterious.livejournal.com]

5/5

[quitemysterious.livejournal.com]

Yes sir! I'll get right on that~ ♥

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

....Applications?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

To become members, obviously.

[love-is-weird.livejournal.com]

What's the SOS-Brigade??

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

The most amazing club ever created. It was founded by my, the divine overlord of it.

[chained-dog.livejournal.com]

Shut. Up.

You're making this headache 10 times worse.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Why should I shut up?! If you don't want to listen, then don't listen. It's your lose.

[lawr-itsrue.livejournal.com]

.......SOS Brigade?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yes, the SOS-Brigade.

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

I can't tell if you're serious or not.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm serious!

[yoshuya.livejournal.com]

So you've created a club dedicated to making life more interesting?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

That's right.

[ladronoscuro.livejournal.com]

You're very...enthusiastic about all this, aren't you? *is very amused* You're just like her...

((Strikes mumbled~~.))

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Obviously! Those without enthusiasm are doomed to just sit on the side-lines!

I'm bored so I stole my friend's internet while she.. walked off somewhere in the house.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

Claim me? I'm not an object.

Oh, fancy seeing you here.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Kyonko. I need you to accept applications for the Brigade outside the house -- oh! But are your wearing the outfit yet?