Fifteenth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]
[There's still slight slurring in his voice, but you can make out what he's saying]

Oh, this is awesome! Green hair is a little mundane, but it certainly livens up the mood really fast! And seeing that geezer [That's you, Senel. ...Lol] with green hair is just classic! Oi, SOS-Brigade, I think we need to step up and make our own Luceti-wide prank in future!

Speaking of which...ATTENTION REMAINING MEMBERS OF THE SOS-BRIGADE! Our numbers have been thinned a lot recently, and the only new recruit we have at the moment is Osaka. Other than that, I've lost two maids, a cat-boy, and all sorts of other things! Well, now that your glorious leader has finally recovered I think it's about time for that lake retreat. Be ready to move out in two days, complete with tents and food, and I'll even forgive those of you that failed to get me anything while I was in the clinic! Do I make myself clear?!

Ahiru, that means that you should clear things up with your boyfriend now

That said, We should also get together a baseball team. Don't you think that would be awesome?! But we'll need more people for baseball, so...

ATTENTION NON-EMO-DEMON MEMBERS OF LUCETI!! THIS IS HARUKI SUZUMIYA, THE ULTRA-DIRECTOR OF THE SOS-BRIGADE WITH AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! The divinely-inspired SOS-Brigade is once more recruiting members for its ranks! We seek to ensure that all people here lead interesting and fun lives, and seek out the strangest of the strange things to be found in Luceti! You know... things which don't have to do with the damn aliens.

Oh, that reminds me! Do there happen to by any telepaths laying around that I could talk to?

...Hey, Kyonko. How's your idiot friend?

Comments

[entice-the-fire.livejournal.com]

Why do you wish to talk to a telepath?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I demand that one of them check if the houses are synthetic life forms or not.

Why, are you one?

[entice-the-fire.livejournal.com]

You demand?

Good luck finding someone to help you.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yes, demand. Now if you're just going to be an unhelpful idiot, then why not go hang out with that useless depressed demon-thing?

[therisen-sun.livejournal.com]

I have some telepathy...

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Really?! Awesome! What's your name?

[therisen-sun.livejournal.com]

Naoya Kirihara.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Right, Naoya then. Can you sense non-humans?

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

Misa's doing fine. Why the sudden interest?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Because you're required to go on the lake retreat, and you can't do that if you're watching a blonde idiot. [READ: "I want to see you in a two-piece"]

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

She'd probably want me to go anyway. Then again, that was before she met you.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

She doesn't get a say in the matter, you're my henchwoman! [Besides, he was only asking to be nice]

[misamisa-dn.livejournal.com]

Who are you calling an idiot, brat?!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You, idiot.

[misamisa-dn.livejournal.com]

ARGH!! Misa is not an idiot!! [[Misa wants to strangle him.]]

You brat! Can't you be more pleasant?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Kyonko said you're doing better, guess you are.

[kz-assassin.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.... I'm an assassin if that means anything.

Is this SOS-Brigade fun?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

It's the most amazing club ever created, so if it's not then my henchmen aren't doing their job! The goal is to spread excitement everywhere!

...Wait, why is a little kid like you an assassin?

[kz-assassin.livejournal.com]

Heh. If it is about having fun then I am in. Things are getting too boring.

...because I'm good at killing people? [[Grins]] You want me to prove it?

lol hair got green'd

[alchemielemon.livejournal.com]

OH OH I'm tel-...no wait...that's just with one person. Nevermind.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

So they got you too? Aren't you supposed to be a robot pilot or something?

[alchemielemon.livejournal.com]

Yup, difference is I don't mind much.

I am, but that doesn't mean I can't be other things.
Though I'm not sure if it counts, I can only mentally talk to one thing.

[space-temp.livejournal.com]

Well, I think my life already has is interesting enough, but I wouldn't mind joining that baseball team.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Alright! The SOS-Brigade'll need some stand-ins anyway. What's your name?

[space-temp.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm Mike.