deusexhormones: (My super plan)
Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2008-08-22 10:29 pm

Fifteenth Explosion

[Voiced]
[There's still slight slurring in his voice, but you can make out what he's saying]

Oh, this is awesome! Green hair is a little mundane, but it certainly livens up the mood really fast! And seeing that geezer [That's you, Senel. ...Lol] with green hair is just classic! Oi, SOS-Brigade, I think we need to step up and make our own Luceti-wide prank in future!

Speaking of which...ATTENTION REMAINING MEMBERS OF THE SOS-BRIGADE! Our numbers have been thinned a lot recently, and the only new recruit we have at the moment is Osaka. Other than that, I've lost two maids, a cat-boy, and all sorts of other things! Well, now that your glorious leader has finally recovered I think it's about time for that lake retreat. Be ready to move out in two days, complete with tents and food, and I'll even forgive those of you that failed to get me anything while I was in the clinic! Do I make myself clear?!

Ahiru, that means that you should clear things up with your boyfriend now

That said, We should also get together a baseball team. Don't you think that would be awesome?! But we'll need more people for baseball, so...

ATTENTION NON-EMO-DEMON MEMBERS OF LUCETI!! THIS IS HARUKI SUZUMIYA, THE ULTRA-DIRECTOR OF THE SOS-BRIGADE WITH AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! The divinely-inspired SOS-Brigade is once more recruiting members for its ranks! We seek to ensure that all people here lead interesting and fun lives, and seek out the strangest of the strange things to be found in Luceti! You know... things which don't have to do with the damn aliens.

Oh, that reminds me! Do there happen to by any telepaths laying around that I could talk to?

...Hey, Kyonko. How's your idiot friend?

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
She'd probably want me to go anyway. Then again, that was before she met you.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
She doesn't get a say in the matter, you're my henchwoman! [Besides, he was only asking to be nice]

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
I was just saying that she would have mostly agreed.. but whatever.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, and I hope you don't mind, I'm dismantling our shower for parts. That bath is still fine though. [...Ignoring small amounts of plaster in it]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
A miniature version of a gundam-like robot.

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I should have went with my gut and not even bothered asking.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
...Whatever. Make sure that suit's still in order for the trip.

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine. I tried it on again last night.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[This is him silently cursing not observing that, but then thinking better of it because he gets to see it the first time when she's wet.

...Sicko]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[And because I love random interactions--] Find me a step ladder. [A++ if you get the pun I'm silently hoping you'll reference]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[No issue, it's a little obscure anyway. It's the running pun in the Ace Attorney series -- whenever Apollo of Phoenix runs into a step-ladder, respectively Maya or Trucy will argue with him about how a ladder is or isn't different from a step-ladder.

idk man idk]
Because I need to check the roof.

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 03:24 am (UTC)(link)


You're going to need some something bigger than a stepladder for that.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Why? It's not that tall. I coul-- [And then, he remembers his right hand. Which is broken.

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
...anyway. You might want to ask someone who could actually carry a full-sized ladder to get one for you.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
...If you can help me get it on my left-shoulder I can do it with one arm. [...Now he just wants to show off]

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not risking both of our safety for that.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[y so srs? =C] ...Whatever. What's for dinner?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a little... boring.

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It's dinner, Haruki. How exciting doesn't it have to be?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...We should get pizza from that one place one of these days.

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe we could do that tomorrow then.