Fifteenth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]
[There's still slight slurring in his voice, but you can make out what he's saying]

Oh, this is awesome! Green hair is a little mundane, but it certainly livens up the mood really fast! And seeing that geezer [That's you, Senel. ...Lol] with green hair is just classic! Oi, SOS-Brigade, I think we need to step up and make our own Luceti-wide prank in future!

Speaking of which...ATTENTION REMAINING MEMBERS OF THE SOS-BRIGADE! Our numbers have been thinned a lot recently, and the only new recruit we have at the moment is Osaka. Other than that, I've lost two maids, a cat-boy, and all sorts of other things! Well, now that your glorious leader has finally recovered I think it's about time for that lake retreat. Be ready to move out in two days, complete with tents and food, and I'll even forgive those of you that failed to get me anything while I was in the clinic! Do I make myself clear?!

Ahiru, that means that you should clear things up with your boyfriend now

That said, We should also get together a baseball team. Don't you think that would be awesome?! But we'll need more people for baseball, so...

ATTENTION NON-EMO-DEMON MEMBERS OF LUCETI!! THIS IS HARUKI SUZUMIYA, THE ULTRA-DIRECTOR OF THE SOS-BRIGADE WITH AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! The divinely-inspired SOS-Brigade is once more recruiting members for its ranks! We seek to ensure that all people here lead interesting and fun lives, and seek out the strangest of the strange things to be found in Luceti! You know... things which don't have to do with the damn aliens.

Oh, that reminds me! Do there happen to by any telepaths laying around that I could talk to?

...Hey, Kyonko. How's your idiot friend?

Comments

[entice-the-fire.livejournal.com]

You demand?

Good luck finding someone to help you.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yes, demand. Now if you're just going to be an unhelpful idiot, then why not go hang out with that useless depressed demon-thing?

[entice-the-fire.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, I would suggest you to take out that stick that is shoved too far up your ass, little boy.

Besides I'm bored and I might help you...

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Stick? You're the one talking like some cliched godfather or something "I'm bored, so I might do you a favor."

Jeez.

[entice-the-fire.livejournal.com]

[snorts]

And you sound like a spoiled brat...but at least you're amusing.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Takes one to know one, idiot. And I amuse you? Jeez, how many movies have you been watching? You're almost as bad as that demon-chick.

Got a name, or should I just call you the Godfather? Or maybe Poppa Tony?

[entice-the-fire.livejournal.com]

[chuckles] Such a mouthy smart-ass.

Demon-chick? Mmmm, let me guess Tarei?

Zelman Clock.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that big mass of various cliches. It's like a bad and old horror flick with her. Or a TV-drama or something.

...Well that's a weird name. Anyway, how can you help me?

[entice-the-fire.livejournal.com]

...whatever you say.

It's an old name and foreign.

You need a telepath, don't you?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Oh jeez, I remember now, you're that vampire whore. Now you can read minds too? That's awesome, even if you're a little bit like a gay romance novel in how you talk and act.

But if you're gonna be helping, I want to see if the houses here have minds at all! ...Assuming you're not like Naoya and can only do it to humans.

1/2

[entice-the-fire.livejournal.com]

VampireWhore?

[pause]

Gay Romance Novel?

2/2

[entice-the-fire.livejournal.com]

[And now you'll hear some very amused laughter]

Oh man, you're really something.

[laughs]

Mmm, yes I can read minds, but I choose not to. It's not something I enjoy very much.

I can sense more than just thoughts of humans.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Okay, so you just pick things up. Can you focus it at all?