Haruki Suzumiya (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
deusexhormones) wrote2008-08-22 10:29 pm
deusexhormones) wrote2008-08-22 10:29 pm
Entry tags:
- *killua,
- *mike nelson,
- *misa,
- *naoya kirihara,
- *zelman,
- /r/ telepaths,
- @excellen browning,
- @kyonko,
- ahiru,
- ahiru's boyfriend,
- baseball game,
- god approves of this,
- green dye,
- lake retreat,
- maids,
- make me a sammich,
- misa,
- misa is an idiot,
- pranks,
- recruiting,
- sos-brigade,
- sunako,
- tarei,
- the best overlord,
- this is awesome,
- very rude,
- way too many tags,
- yuki
Fifteenth Explosion
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[There's still slight slurring in his voice, but you can make out what he's saying]
Oh, this is awesome! Green hair is a little mundane, but it certainly livens up the mood really fast! And seeing that geezer [That's you, Senel. ...Lol] with green hair is just classic! Oi, SOS-Brigade, I think we need to step up and make our own Luceti-wide prank in future!
Speaking of which...ATTENTION REMAINING MEMBERS OF THE SOS-BRIGADE! Our numbers have been thinned a lot recently, and the only new recruit we have at the moment is Osaka. Other than that, I've lost two maids, a cat-boy, and all sorts of other things! Well, now that your glorious leader has finally recovered I think it's about time for that lake retreat. Be ready to move out in two days, complete with tents and food, and I'll even forgive those of you that failed to get me anything while I was in the clinic! Do I make myself clear?!
Ahiru, that means that you should clear things up with your boyfriend now
That said, We should also get together a baseball team. Don't you think that would be awesome?! But we'll need more people for baseball, so...
ATTENTION NON-EMO-DEMON MEMBERS OF LUCETI!! THIS IS HARUKI SUZUMIYA, THE ULTRA-DIRECTOR OF THE SOS-BRIGADE WITH AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! The divinely-inspired SOS-Brigade is once more recruiting members for its ranks! We seek to ensure that all people here lead interesting and fun lives, and seek out the strangest of the strange things to be found in Luceti! You know... things which don't have to do with the damn aliens.
Oh, that reminds me! Do there happen to by any telepaths laying around that I could talk to?
...Hey, Kyonko. How's your idiot friend?
[There's still slight slurring in his voice, but you can make out what he's saying]
Oh, this is awesome! Green hair is a little mundane, but it certainly livens up the mood really fast! And seeing that geezer [That's you, Senel. ...Lol] with green hair is just classic! Oi, SOS-Brigade, I think we need to step up and make our own Luceti-wide prank in future!
Speaking of which...ATTENTION REMAINING MEMBERS OF THE SOS-BRIGADE! Our numbers have been thinned a lot recently, and the only new recruit we have at the moment is Osaka. Other than that, I've lost two maids, a cat-boy, and all sorts of other things! Well, now that your glorious leader has finally recovered I think it's about time for that lake retreat. Be ready to move out in two days, complete with tents and food, and I'll even forgive those of you that failed to get me anything while I was in the clinic! Do I make myself clear?!
Ahiru, that means that you should clear things up with your boyfriend now
That said, We should also get together a baseball team. Don't you think that would be awesome?! But we'll need more people for baseball, so...
ATTENTION NON-EMO-DEMON MEMBERS OF LUCETI!! THIS IS HARUKI SUZUMIYA, THE ULTRA-DIRECTOR OF THE SOS-BRIGADE WITH AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! The divinely-inspired SOS-Brigade is once more recruiting members for its ranks! We seek to ensure that all people here lead interesting and fun lives, and seek out the strangest of the strange things to be found in Luceti! You know... things which don't have to do with the damn aliens.
Oh, that reminds me! Do there happen to by any telepaths laying around that I could talk to?
...Hey, Kyonko. How's your idiot friend?
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Do I have a say in this at all? What if I can't be ready in two days?
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...But if you can't then you'll just get a penalty. I'll force you to charge up a dozen batteries once we make them. [This is Haruki being nice, observe]
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Penalty? [[Was there something wrong with this guy's head? Maybe the mallys did more than just made his talking weird. They fried his brain too.]] You? Force me? [[Smirks]] No way in H*ll.
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[[And Haruki hooked himself an unwilling rebellious prankster. As much as Killua hated following anyone, he hated being called boring more.]]
[[Mumbling]]I'll be ready in two days...
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[There's a pause, and then the sound of some fiddling as Haruki filters it]
Also, the green hair thing was classic. That was you, right? you've been going out of your way to laguh at most of the victims.
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[[Grins, very confident.]] Heh. It is funny, that is all.
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Oh, and it's hilarious.
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... Thank you... I guess?
Yeah, hilarious. [[And if Killua knew about you sooner, Haruki, your house would have been on the top of his must visit list.]]
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Even if they're waring gloves they might've left hair or something. And premature geezer-hair, while a little common here, does stand out.
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Heh. Good luck finding hair then. There are other people here with the same hair color as mine, so you're going to have one heck of a time looking.
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You're weird, nii-chan.