Sixty-Second Explosion

[deusexhormones]

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Oh, COME ON! What the hell. SOS-Brigade! Report in now! Whose bodies are you all in?

[Grunt, grumble, grumble...]

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["Minato" here is chilling in town. Not unusual. Unusual is that he's flopped on a bench looking visibly cheesed off. DO YOU APPROACH IT?]

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[blackteriques]

[How does that make any sense?]

Weird.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it, jeez.

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[blackteriques]

At least you're still a guy.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You're still you. What if you ended up human?

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[blackteriques]

Hmph. It wouldn't be the worst thing that's happened. [Mental *ors ors* sounds in his head.]

But at least you can still do something with that body. What the hell would you do if you turned into ... I don't know, that wolf that runs around here?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I'd pee on trees.

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[blackteriques]

Dumbass.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Idiot.

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[blackteriques]

Whatever. At least Mr. Blunt won't do anything with your body. [...That he knows of, at least. Way to assume about people, man.]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Probably not, I guess.

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[blackteriques]

Are you going to just sit here and mope, then? [pause] Or rage. He doesn't seem like a moron -- just blunt. Or "quiet."

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I'm just sitting here! Jeez.

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[blackteriques]

With this stupid look on your face. And you can't just put all the blame on the guy's frozen face--

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[alliance-marine.livejournal.com]

[aaand suddenly, Walter has left the building. The person remaining kind of stares down at his hands in shock.]

Oh hell no.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What the hell, Walter.

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[alliance-marine.livejournal.com]

What--

[Who is this kid.] I'm not Walter.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Oh come on, you switch mid-conversation? Jeez.

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[alliance-marine.livejournal.com]

I didn't ask to.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. So who are you?

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[alliance-marine.livejournal.com]

Senel Coolidge.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Seriously? Oh come on.

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[alliance-marine.livejournal.com]

Who are you?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'M Haruki.

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[alliance-marine.livejournal.com]

...Right.

[turning to leave now]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[GLARE but no wording]