Sixty-Second Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voice]

Oh, COME ON! What the hell. SOS-Brigade! Report in now! Whose bodies are you all in?

[Grunt, grumble, grumble...]

[Action]

["Minato" here is chilling in town. Not unusual. Unusual is that he's flopped on a bench looking visibly cheesed off. DO YOU APPROACH IT?]

Comments

[action]

[junesbrand.livejournal.com]

[LAST TIME HE CHECKED, MINATO WAS STILL IN HIS BODY. So here have a guy coming up to you. He's pretty goddamn big.]

Yo, Minato. What's got you all PO'd?

[action]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[TURN AND...] ...What's with that stupid hair? Jeez. Are you American or something? You're not even African-American.

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Is that what's going on?

[action]

[junesbrand.livejournal.com]

[QUE?!]

Wh-what?! Dude, the dreads were so not my idea.

[action]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

And sideburns? What, did the hair-fairy just come and spring into your bed at night or something?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I have blue hair.

[action]

[junesbrand.livejournal.com]

[just. staring now. he already had this freakout thank you very much.]

You're.. not Minato. Are you.

[action]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What was your first hint, dumbass? That I form proper sentences?

[action]

[junesbrand.livejournal.com]

Dude, don't get pissy at me, at least you're not stuck in this guy's body.

[action!]

[silversnowfall]

[have an epic broom crash right in front of you, "Minato."]

[action!]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...What. That's impressive. Still, he knows this one]

What the hell, Arche.

[action!]

[silversnowfall]

[gets up slowly and looks at him]

You know I'm not Arche.

[action]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Does his face hurt when you try to put expression on it? This stupid mouth like rejects me smiling for frowning or anything.

[action!]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[GROAN. God, her too?]

Whatever, I guess that explains you being incompetent on a broom.

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

And? That doesn't mean that it's OBVIOUS what's going on. I mean... I'm still in my body.

And you don't have blue hair anyway. Minato does.

[action!]

[silversnowfall]

This isn't like you, Minato...

...so who are you?

[action!]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Haruki, chief of the SOS-Brigade.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Jeez.

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Well... just... put on one of your headband things so we know it's you?

[Voice]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

...Haruki?

[Action]

[headphones-nyan.livejournal.com]

[He might not know Minato well enough to know that a visible grumpface is a sign of the impending apocalypse, but the dude's been nice to him, so it can't hurt to wander on over and see what's up.]

Something wrong?

[Action]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yes. It hurts to frown.

[GRUNT]

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[Action]

[emp3thy]

[Hearing his own voice sounding that pissed is more than a little strange. Still... it's probably better to track Haruki down. Minato doesn't take long to find 'himself' in the square.]

Haruki-kun.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Right, right. It'll look stupid with blue hair, but it's better than these stupid headphones.