Forty-Eighth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]

...Y'know, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately, hasn't there? I mean there's been bigger drop-offs before and such, but in the last week or two there's been a lot. Thing is, I mean I hadn't been here all that long last summer but I seem to remember something similar happening last summer. I don't think we had a calender though so I'm not sure if it's the exact same time or anything.

...Whatever. Stupid aliens.

[Pause, grunt, and then some clothes rustling] Doesn't look like rain today.... Oi! Rena! Shiki! Porcupine! Any and all members of the SOS-Brigade! Summer's no good if you don't enjoy it properly, so in the absence of a public pool we're going swimming at the main lake! [Another pause, and then a sigh] When it warms up or something. It's still muddy-looking outside.

...Jeez. [And then there's the sound of some clothes rustling again before he stands up and clicks this thing off]

Comments

[so_shik]

...oh shut up. [just gonna roll her eyes and grab the apple and the glass of water she came after before ignoring him completely and leaving the kitchen. Jerk =\]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...What the hell was that. What's wrong with bitter? ...Whatever. He'll deal with that later]

[so_shik]

[yelling over her shoulder as she leaves the kitchen] I don't smell bitter, what the hell!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...What the fuck!] What's wrong with bitter?!

[so_shik]

[comes back so she's not screaming across the house] That's like saying I smell like garbage. How can that not be bad?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Because sometimes people are bitter and it's not like you are bitter if you're bitter-smelling or something!

[so_shik]

I don't want to smell bitter though, that's not appealing to anybody and it just sounds gross.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...I don't think bitter's such a bad thing, moron.

[so_shik]

...you...don't think like most people.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

If you're bitter smelling then you're bitter smelling and you might as well work with it. Jeez. If it's that big an an issue just put on some more strawberry-smelling shampoo.

[...Pause] Oh and re-dye the hair, some brown's showing at the roots.

[so_shik]

Fine, maybe I will.

How much? [busy looking at her hair then]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Not enough that any old idiot would notice, but you seem to know a lot of weird people.

[so_shik]

You're so...weird.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

And you're an idiot. Jeez.

[so_shik]

[lifts her crutch and swings it out to smash into Haruki's ankle] Shut up.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...That hurt! You bitch--! ]

What the hell!

[so_shik]

Are you done?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Are you? Jeez.

[so_shik]

Yes. Yes I am.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Fine. Jeez.

[so_shik]

How's that for sweet?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Hmm... He actually seems to go into serious thought for a moment and then...] C+. That wasn't moe at all.

[so_shik]

...I don't think I could pull off moe really.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I doubt it too.

[so_shik]

Besides, you wouldn't like me the same if I was moe anyway.