Forty-Eighth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]

...Y'know, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately, hasn't there? I mean there's been bigger drop-offs before and such, but in the last week or two there's been a lot. Thing is, I mean I hadn't been here all that long last summer but I seem to remember something similar happening last summer. I don't think we had a calender though so I'm not sure if it's the exact same time or anything.

...Whatever. Stupid aliens.

[Pause, grunt, and then some clothes rustling] Doesn't look like rain today.... Oi! Rena! Shiki! Porcupine! Any and all members of the SOS-Brigade! Summer's no good if you don't enjoy it properly, so in the absence of a public pool we're going swimming at the main lake! [Another pause, and then a sigh] When it warms up or something. It's still muddy-looking outside.

...Jeez. [And then there's the sound of some clothes rustling again before he stands up and clicks this thing off]

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[so_shik]

Then Rena can be all the moe she wants. And you can be tsun.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Dumbass.

[Pause, and then he's going to go over to the table and take a "book" off it. A book that seems to be made of metals and plastics more than paper and now he opens it to reveal some computer screens]

Oi, Guide! Moe!

[...Pause, and then it gives off the words:] NO SUCH ENTRY

[...He grunts, and now he's going to start writing things in there with his thumb]

[so_shik]

...what the hell is that?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Arthur gave it to me. It's called the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and it defines all sorts of things. [Scribble, scribble, and there!]

Oi! Moe! [And then in a voice which belongs on the BBC (so it's boring and flat and British):] MOE IS POPULARLY CONSIDERED TO BE A COMPONENT WHICH IS VITAL TO ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE, PARTICULARLY THAT OF PEOPLES WHO FORM GROUPS. IT IS A COMPLEX TERM WHICH CANNOT BE DEFINED PROPERLY WITH WORDS.

[And now he's going to nod sagely, satisfied]

[so_shik]

...you're kidding me.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'Course not!

Oi, Guide, Earth!

[And then in that voice, again:] EARTH; MOSTLY HARMLESS

[so_shik]

...all right that's true.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah. There's some other weird things in here, but I'm adding new entries all the time.

[so_shik]

What have you added so far?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Hah! Mr. Mew!

[BBC VOICE AGAIN:] MR. MEW IS A STRANGE ALIEN NON-BIOLOGICAL LIFE-FORM THAT IS MOST LIKELY RELATED TO A CAT. IT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A LIFE OF ITS OWN

[so_shik]

...Mr. Mew's a cat, not an alien.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

It's an alien cat.

[so_shik]

...right. [moves a little to face the guide then and brb, being narcissistic] Guide, Shiki Misaki.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[BBC voice:] SOME GIRL. PUSHY AND DEVOID OF MOE

[And then he's going to give her a thumbs up!]

[so_shik]

...[facepalm] I can live with that. Guide, Neku Sakuraba.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[BBC Voice:] SEE "PORCUPINE"

[Shruggg]

[so_shik]

...Kyonko.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[He glares as she does that, but...] THE NICK-NAME OF A BORING GIRL FROM EARTH

[so_shik]

...Usagi.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What're you just going down the list? Jeez.

[BBC:] A GIRL WHO DESPITE BEING JAPANESE IS MYSTERIOUSLY A BLONDE

[so_shik]

Yeah, kinda.

Uriko.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[BBC:] PART-CAT, PART-GIRL, POTENTIALLY POWERFUL

[so_shik]

...part-cat? Seriously?

Alphonse.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Uriko's a werecat; well, Zoanthrope, technically, but basically she can become a cat-person. She's super-strong too!

[Grunt though. BBC too:] AN ALCHEMIST THAT LOOKS GOOD IN DRESSES

[so_shik]

...werecat. Alchemist? Why do you make Alphonse wear dresses, jeeze.

...[alllmost a smirk] Brack.