Forty-Eighth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]

...Y'know, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately, hasn't there? I mean there's been bigger drop-offs before and such, but in the last week or two there's been a lot. Thing is, I mean I hadn't been here all that long last summer but I seem to remember something similar happening last summer. I don't think we had a calender though so I'm not sure if it's the exact same time or anything.

...Whatever. Stupid aliens.

[Pause, grunt, and then some clothes rustling] Doesn't look like rain today.... Oi! Rena! Shiki! Porcupine! Any and all members of the SOS-Brigade! Summer's no good if you don't enjoy it properly, so in the absence of a public pool we're going swimming at the main lake! [Another pause, and then a sigh] When it warms up or something. It's still muddy-looking outside.

...Jeez. [And then there's the sound of some clothes rustling again before he stands up and clicks this thing off]

Comments

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Hmm... He actually seems to go into serious thought for a moment and then...] C+. That wasn't moe at all.

[so_shik]

...I don't think I could pull off moe really.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I doubt it too.

[so_shik]

Besides, you wouldn't like me the same if I was moe anyway.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Still takes away from being totally sweet. [Shrug. And then he grunts because she's right]

[so_shik]

Pretty sure I can live with that though.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Damn straight! If people weren't at least a little bitter then things would be boring!

[so_shik]

...is that what you meant by bitter?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What the hell else would I mean?

[so_shik]

...I don't...oh forget it.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Here, have a light affectionate? bonk on the head]

Moron.

[so_shik]

Yeah, yeah...[slight grin] Better than being moe.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't diss the moe! It's a vital part of any dynamic! That's why Rena's here, after all!

[so_shik]

Then Rena can be all the moe she wants. And you can be tsun.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Dumbass.

[Pause, and then he's going to go over to the table and take a "book" off it. A book that seems to be made of metals and plastics more than paper and now he opens it to reveal some computer screens]

Oi, Guide! Moe!

[...Pause, and then it gives off the words:] NO SUCH ENTRY

[...He grunts, and now he's going to start writing things in there with his thumb]

[so_shik]

...what the hell is that?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Arthur gave it to me. It's called the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and it defines all sorts of things. [Scribble, scribble, and there!]

Oi! Moe! [And then in a voice which belongs on the BBC (so it's boring and flat and British):] MOE IS POPULARLY CONSIDERED TO BE A COMPONENT WHICH IS VITAL TO ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE, PARTICULARLY THAT OF PEOPLES WHO FORM GROUPS. IT IS A COMPLEX TERM WHICH CANNOT BE DEFINED PROPERLY WITH WORDS.

[And now he's going to nod sagely, satisfied]

[so_shik]

...you're kidding me.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'Course not!

Oi, Guide, Earth!

[And then in that voice, again:] EARTH; MOSTLY HARMLESS

[so_shik]

...all right that's true.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah. There's some other weird things in here, but I'm adding new entries all the time.

[so_shik]

What have you added so far?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Hah! Mr. Mew!

[BBC VOICE AGAIN:] MR. MEW IS A STRANGE ALIEN NON-BIOLOGICAL LIFE-FORM THAT IS MOST LIKELY RELATED TO A CAT. IT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A LIFE OF ITS OWN

[so_shik]

...Mr. Mew's a cat, not an alien.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

It's an alien cat.