Forty-Eighth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]

...Y'know, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately, hasn't there? I mean there's been bigger drop-offs before and such, but in the last week or two there's been a lot. Thing is, I mean I hadn't been here all that long last summer but I seem to remember something similar happening last summer. I don't think we had a calender though so I'm not sure if it's the exact same time or anything.

...Whatever. Stupid aliens.

[Pause, grunt, and then some clothes rustling] Doesn't look like rain today.... Oi! Rena! Shiki! Porcupine! Any and all members of the SOS-Brigade! Summer's no good if you don't enjoy it properly, so in the absence of a public pool we're going swimming at the main lake! [Another pause, and then a sigh] When it warms up or something. It's still muddy-looking outside.

...Jeez. [And then there's the sound of some clothes rustling again before he stands up and clicks this thing off]

Comments

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I mean his hair's all gelled up like an idiot or something. All he needs is a leather jacket and a wooden sword.

But Hikari and... was it that mushroom-hat kid with her?

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Yamato thinks he's too cool sometimes. I don't think he'd object to a leather jacket.

Takeru. He's Yamato's little brother, and yeah, he and Hikari were there.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Maybe she should get him one or something! It'd be awesome, right?

But alright, sounds good.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

It's way too hot for leather, but maybe later.

Definitely, we'll be there whenever we all go then.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You never wear leather for the sake of wearing leather, you wear it to look cool, duh!

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

So why don't you wear it?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Huh. Good point.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

I just gave you an idea, didn't I.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Damn straight. I mean I was already having a speedo!

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...Haruki man, you're awesome, but I'm not sure that's something I need to see.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Whatever. Jeez.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

Just saying!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

..Oi, you know that Tear chick, right? Let's get her a bikini.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...[wat.] Dude. She's like my sister, are you crazy? I mean yeah she needs to lighten up and be casual but seriously!?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Seriously what? It's summer! There's no beach but you can't go wearing a one-piece to a swimming session!

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...fine, whatever. I'll see if I can get that girl at the clothing shop to convince Tear to do it.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Shiki? Damn straight!

...Y'know I should get to know that chick. Tear, I mean.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do.

You really should, I like her a lot.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Isn't she like eighteen?

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

Nu-uh, she's sixteen.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...What. How the hell does she have that figure at sixteen? How'd Kyonko miss out more like? Jeez.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...dude seriously, shut up. [DOES NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT OLDER-SURROGATE-SISTER LIKE THAT] She used to be a soldier, maybe that's how.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Being a soldier would remove fat, idiot. She boobs should be small, dude. Right now she's got, what? D-cup?

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...I don't know!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Whatever, man.