Forty-Eighth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]

...Y'know, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately, hasn't there? I mean there's been bigger drop-offs before and such, but in the last week or two there's been a lot. Thing is, I mean I hadn't been here all that long last summer but I seem to remember something similar happening last summer. I don't think we had a calender though so I'm not sure if it's the exact same time or anything.

...Whatever. Stupid aliens.

[Pause, grunt, and then some clothes rustling] Doesn't look like rain today.... Oi! Rena! Shiki! Porcupine! Any and all members of the SOS-Brigade! Summer's no good if you don't enjoy it properly, so in the absence of a public pool we're going swimming at the main lake! [Another pause, and then a sigh] When it warms up or something. It's still muddy-looking outside.

...Jeez. [And then there's the sound of some clothes rustling again before he stands up and clicks this thing off]

Comments

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...I don't know!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Whatever, man.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...I guess they are sorta big...

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Melons. Jeez, I mean her first kid's gunna drown.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...great. I'm never gonna get that image outta my head.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Pervert. I thought she was your sister? What, next you're gunna tell me you're a siscon or something? I better warn Hikari or something. Jeez.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

I said like my sister because she's constantly doting on me, and you're the one who brought it up first!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're eleven. What're you even doing thinking like that?

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...it's your fault!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I didn't make you a pervert.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

Oh shut up already! It's not my fault you started talking about Tear's boobs!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

But it is your fault you're a pervert!

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

It's puberty's fault for existing!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...You know that's a good one.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

Because it's true.