Forty-Eighth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]

...Y'know, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately, hasn't there? I mean there's been bigger drop-offs before and such, but in the last week or two there's been a lot. Thing is, I mean I hadn't been here all that long last summer but I seem to remember something similar happening last summer. I don't think we had a calender though so I'm not sure if it's the exact same time or anything.

...Whatever. Stupid aliens.

[Pause, grunt, and then some clothes rustling] Doesn't look like rain today.... Oi! Rena! Shiki! Porcupine! Any and all members of the SOS-Brigade! Summer's no good if you don't enjoy it properly, so in the absence of a public pool we're going swimming at the main lake! [Another pause, and then a sigh] When it warms up or something. It's still muddy-looking outside.

...Jeez. [And then there's the sound of some clothes rustling again before he stands up and clicks this thing off]

Comments

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Damn straight. I mean I was already having a speedo!

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...Haruki man, you're awesome, but I'm not sure that's something I need to see.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Whatever. Jeez.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

Just saying!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

..Oi, you know that Tear chick, right? Let's get her a bikini.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...[wat.] Dude. She's like my sister, are you crazy? I mean yeah she needs to lighten up and be casual but seriously!?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Seriously what? It's summer! There's no beach but you can't go wearing a one-piece to a swimming session!

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...fine, whatever. I'll see if I can get that girl at the clothing shop to convince Tear to do it.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Shiki? Damn straight!

...Y'know I should get to know that chick. Tear, I mean.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do.

You really should, I like her a lot.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Isn't she like eighteen?

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

Nu-uh, she's sixteen.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...What. How the hell does she have that figure at sixteen? How'd Kyonko miss out more like? Jeez.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...dude seriously, shut up. [DOES NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT OLDER-SURROGATE-SISTER LIKE THAT] She used to be a soldier, maybe that's how.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Being a soldier would remove fat, idiot. She boobs should be small, dude. Right now she's got, what? D-cup?

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...I don't know!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Whatever, man.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...I guess they are sorta big...

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Melons. Jeez, I mean her first kid's gunna drown.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...great. I'm never gonna get that image outta my head.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Pervert. I thought she was your sister? What, next you're gunna tell me you're a siscon or something? I better warn Hikari or something. Jeez.

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

I said like my sister because she's constantly doting on me, and you're the one who brought it up first!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're eleven. What're you even doing thinking like that?

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

...it's your fault!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I didn't make you a pervert.