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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2008-06-04 05:32 pm

Fifth Explosion

[Written]

That weather was really strange. Clearly, the Malnosso... or whatever it is these aliens call themselves -- 'Malnosso' sounds like a Spainish word or something... -- have control over the weather, and decided to make for a really weird set of days. Though the sound of that kid was--

Ge- Senel, have you decided if you're going to teach me how to fight yet?!

Ahiru, we need to run over some plans, I especially need you to report! Rena wants to request something, and we need to set up this festival thing while the weather's good to set it up! Delays will no longer be tolerated! And geez, Kyonko, where'd you run off to now?

All members of the SOS-Brigade who aren't being useless and/or serving a small demon with blue hair, report now please! Failure to do so will result in a penalty! [And there's a little drawing of a man waving a fist here]

[identity profile] lawr-itsrue.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Tsundere?...How many names are you going to call me?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's just a title, it's not like it's a bad name or anything.

[identity profile] lawr-itsrue.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
...I would like to know what it means anyway...

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
How can you not know what a tsundere is?! A tsundere is a character which is physically or verbally abusive to people in general, particularly the main character, but when push comes to shove they'll be helpful too.

[identity profile] lawr-itsrue.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that kind of describes her...the first part of what Haruki said at least] ........

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Don't listen to him. He really is just an idiot.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
There you are! Jeez... Who's handling dinner tonight?

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
You're really asking that?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. [This is his way of almost kinda-sorta being considerate, even if we all know it'll end up being her]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Good to see some initiative from you for once! So what's going to be on the menu?

I'm so uncreative, but I think it works in this case.

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ham sandwiches.

O-omfg, yes. It's brilliant.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
...Couldn't you be a bit more creative?

*bows*

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
You could always make dinner if you'd like.

Haruki makes up a rule to appease his wants

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
The divine code of the SOS-Brigade declares that henchwomen, such as yourself, need to make the dinner for the chief in such a situation. What's more, you need to wear a special apron I have prepared for such a happening. Meet me in the kitchen.

[Thing is... as always, he's serious. He had an apron prepared for this. wtttffff]

*shakes fist* But.. er.. [action]?

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
....

[Action] would be the word of the day, I think

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[And here's waiting there. With... an apron in the style of something you might find in an H-game. And he's got that energetic smile on. CREEPY]

[Action]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Ponytail? Meet hand. Hand, ponytail. Let's shake now]

[Action]

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Nnghk! ..You're not going to be taking pictures of this, are you?

[Action]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have a camera but... [He looks over at his journal on the counter. That thing takes pictures for the posts they make, right?

Either way, he'll be forcing that into her hands now. And, contrary to usual, he isn't trying to strip her. Still in his odd period.]
You're under orders, go change.

[Action]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[And that's him testing out his journal = camera theory. Amazingly enough, it works. Still... he stares at her chest with something that almost resembles a judging grimace. Still uh, feel free to try to make sammiches now. lol.]

[Action]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, the chest might be disappointing, but let's get a shot of her tush? Oh, that's not a bad sight there. Click, photo.

Score.]

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