First Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voice Post]

[The first part has fear in his voice, but it quickly turns into bombast] W-were am I...? This isn't anywhere in or around North High at all. And there's no one here at all... my back hurts too, but these are--- T-this... this is AWESOME! Kyonko, look, I have wings! And I don't know where I am either, so I probably got abducted my aliens or something.

Yo, aliens, can I talk with you?! Come on out and show yourselves to Haruki Suzumiya!

Kyonko? Jeez, where is she at a time like this...

Comments

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well, those houses aren't very big... we could just use the one you're in as a clubroom. Or failing that, We'll just build a new one.

Oh, but finding new outfits for you might be a problem...

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

I don't even have a place to stay yet. So you can build the clubroom yourself.

The wings aren't bad good enough?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

But it seems like everyone has wings here, right? I mean I guess we could play of that and your flatness to go for an innocent lolita angel look, but the wings just by themselves are as normal here as having two hands.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm sure there are plenty of other girls here who aren't as flat that you could torture!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Actually, that angel lolita idea isn't bad... but we'd need to find you a dress... oh, and you'd need to let your hair out.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

Why do I have to let my hair down?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Because ponytails don't match the moe image of a girl that's so innocent that you want to take her then and there.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

..! I'm not going along with something like that!!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

But you know, lolitas tend to look better in pairs... Kyonko, do you know anyone else who might fit the bill?

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

( Not listening as usual. )

No! I've barely even met anyone here.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You know, I should've expected that. Maybe I can get that other Koizumi to help, maybe he's her cousin or something...

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

You do that.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You should be more excited about this development. This is everything we've been looking for. As a Brigade member, it's your duty to be excited that we've been abducted by aliens.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

I just want to go home and be able to sleep in my own bed to be honest.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...You know, come to think of it, that is an issue. We're going to need to find suitable beds for the clubroom in the event we need to stay there.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

Won't that require money? Where do you expect to get all this stuff if it's not provided?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Who needs money to get things? All you need is the right goal in mind and things will inevitably move in the way you want.

[[ ooc: House 10~ ♥ Oh, this's good. ]]

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

I probably don't need to remind you of this; but this isn't North High. Not everyone has as weak of a backbone as the Computer Club President. ( Not to mention Nagato isn't here to provide any influence )

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

We could just put them in a spot of sexual harassment using you.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

Is that your idea of how to 'inevitably make things move the way you want'?!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well if you don't try to move things forward yourself, you're just get left behind. Weren't you the one that said that?

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you're not getting the point.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Anyway, where are you? We need to organize the plans for the new Brigade and how we're going to advertise it, and you just loitering around somewhere being bored isn't helping.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I'm standing on some bridge by the river.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Naturally, being Haruki, he doesn't bother to ask if there's a map, merely sucks up the pain on his back and all but sprints out the door. There's two bridges, and it takes hi ma while to find which one Kyonko's on, but find it he does -- on the second try. But hey, he was going without a map. Even though he was running, given his fitness, he was hardly short on breath.

...Even if he was wearing his "new to Luceti" clothing -- which means white shorts and no shirt. He seems unaffected of this. When he shows up he gives out a series of energetic hellos and such, but let's give Kyonko the ability to at least try to start to say the first word]