First Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voice Post]

[The first part has fear in his voice, but it quickly turns into bombast] W-were am I...? This isn't anywhere in or around North High at all. And there's no one here at all... my back hurts too, but these are--- T-this... this is AWESOME! Kyonko, look, I have wings! And I don't know where I am either, so I probably got abducted my aliens or something.

Yo, aliens, can I talk with you?! Come on out and show yourselves to Haruki Suzumiya!

Kyonko? Jeez, where is she at a time like this...

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[totallynot.livejournal.com]

( ..Shit! Itsuki was right..

Do I say something?

No way! What am I thinking?! He doesn't know I'm here yet, better make the best of it. Just walk away.. pretend you never saw it.. )

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

..Haruki. I don't think there are any aliens here.

( ..dammit. )

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What're you talking about? Clearly, this is the work of aliens -- I'm talking to you through a book, and I have wings -- and this doesn't look a thing like North High. What's more, I think I saw a guy version of Koizumi in his book.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

This is Luceti. From what I understand, some people called the Malnosso brought us here but I'm pretty sure they're not aliens. (Nevermind that I haven't even seen a Malnosso yet. )

I still don't know what's up with the wings, but these books can probably be easily explained; It's just new technology. Sooner or later Japan was going to come out with something like this.

And I know for sure that the other Koizumi isn't an alien. In fact, he's probably more normal than our Koizumi.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

How can you get more normal than Koizumi? I mean, she's got really big boobs and all, but she's pretty generic. I mean, she's more dedicated to the brigade than you, but that really doesn't take a lot -- you're just bored all the time.

Mal-no--- Isn't the Spanish for something? Is Yuuki here? He'd probably know.

But I'm talking through a book and writing in it puts it on some internet-like system, that's just really cool-- Which reminds me, you're bored anyway, right? I need to to get to work on making the SOS-Brigade a new website for "Luceti." There's plenty of people here we seem to have supernatural abilities, and I'm sure there's plenty of people who have strange tales to go along with them.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

... ( I was forced into something I didn't want to do. What do you expect?! )

I haven't found anyone else but the other Koizumi; Itsuki was his name.

Do we really have to go through with this again? Where exactly are you supposed to find a 'club room' here?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well, those houses aren't very big... we could just use the one you're in as a clubroom. Or failing that, We'll just build a new one.

Oh, but finding new outfits for you might be a problem...

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

I don't even have a place to stay yet. So you can build the clubroom yourself.

The wings aren't bad good enough?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

But it seems like everyone has wings here, right? I mean I guess we could play of that and your flatness to go for an innocent lolita angel look, but the wings just by themselves are as normal here as having two hands.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm sure there are plenty of other girls here who aren't as flat that you could torture!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Actually, that angel lolita idea isn't bad... but we'd need to find you a dress... oh, and you'd need to let your hair out.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

Why do I have to let my hair down?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Because ponytails don't match the moe image of a girl that's so innocent that you want to take her then and there.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

..! I'm not going along with something like that!!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

But you know, lolitas tend to look better in pairs... Kyonko, do you know anyone else who might fit the bill?

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

( Not listening as usual. )

No! I've barely even met anyone here.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You know, I should've expected that. Maybe I can get that other Koizumi to help, maybe he's her cousin or something...

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

You do that.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You should be more excited about this development. This is everything we've been looking for. As a Brigade member, it's your duty to be excited that we've been abducted by aliens.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

I just want to go home and be able to sleep in my own bed to be honest.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...You know, come to think of it, that is an issue. We're going to need to find suitable beds for the clubroom in the event we need to stay there.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

Won't that require money? Where do you expect to get all this stuff if it's not provided?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Who needs money to get things? All you need is the right goal in mind and things will inevitably move in the way you want.

[[ ooc: House 10~ ♥ Oh, this's good. ]]

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

I probably don't need to remind you of this; but this isn't North High. Not everyone has as weak of a backbone as the Computer Club President. ( Not to mention Nagato isn't here to provide any influence )

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

We could just put them in a spot of sexual harassment using you.