[Voice Post]

[The first part has fear in his voice, but it quickly turns into bombast] W-were am I...? This isn't anywhere in or around North High at all. And there's no one here at all... my back hurts too, but these are--- T-this... this is AWESOME! Kyonko, look, I have wings! And I don't know where I am either, so I probably got abducted my aliens or something.

Yo, aliens, can I talk with you?! Come on out and show yourselves to Haruki Suzumiya!

Kyonko? Jeez, where is she at a time like this...