Hundred Third Explosion

[deusexhormones]

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[Well, as some of you might recall, Haruki Suzumiya has been MIA for the better part of this whole affair so far. But now, finally, he's made a full recovery. A full recovery and... he's gone back to his house to confirm that things have recovered. He's inspecting it inside and out so you might happen across him during that, particularly if you're Neku or Shiki.

But aside from that, after he's half-way through this inspection he flips open the journal and-]

Oi, guys, I'm back. [...It's useless to say "did he miss anything" right? Just glancing at the entries while he was out shows he did] So everyone report in.

[Because we wants to make sure everyone's okay]

Comments

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[markofthewise]

Well, except for that part, she looked kind of like a girl I dated once. It was kind of weird.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...Somehow this doesn't surprise him, AU or not]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, I mean. I guess that would be odd if it's not a normal color where you guys are from.

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[markofthewise]

Well, the hair is one of a kind where I'm from. Something to do with the moon or something, I wasn't really paying attention when she told me that.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Well I don't think it's the same thing here.

[Something about that comment rubs him the wrong way.]

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[markofthewise]

Yeah, Winry said she's from some other country. Can't remember which one. [Can't be bothered to.] I think everyone looks like that there.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

No, no. She said she's part Ishbalan. She's normally a full blooded Amestrisian, I think. [But what the hell- Oh well. This is more interesting to Haruki anyway he bets] I never really heard about the Ishbalans before now though.

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[markofthewise]

Right, right. Part Isha-whatever. I think she's a lot hotter like this, personally, but she's not quite how I remembered her. Not to mention the fact she thinks stuff like alchemy and bending are horrible now.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well she wasn't that hot on alchemy to beg-

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Okay he can't stand it-] Hotter? What the hell.

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[markofthewise]

Oh come on, it's not like you didn't notice too. Most of the girls around here are pretty pale. They're pretty in their own way, but a nice dark complexion like that? Now that's what I call one sexy lady.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...WHAT]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[WHAAAAAAT he splutters because HOW CAN YOU BE THAT HONEST]

Well - Yeah. I guess.

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[markofthewise]

Man, if only she hadn't turned me down again. I really, really want to get me some of that...

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[He can't mean- but... THAT's...]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[He snorts, and then coldly ish] Yeah, that's too bad, isn't it?

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[markofthewise]

It's killing me, man. I haven't bedded a girl in months. I don't know, maybe my game is just off.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...Okay, that's it. He can't take it anymore]

Shut up.

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[markofthewise]

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Say what?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I told you to shut up! I don't know that the hell is wrong with you, but just shut up!

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[markofthewise]

What's wrong with me!? What the hell has got into you?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about Winry like that for, you enormous idiot?!

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[markofthewise]

Because she's hot? It's like you're not into her too, Haruki. You just haven't had it in you to make the first move. I did. So deal with it.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Oh that's cold, but this is colder]

Shut up. If you make a "move" on her I'll punch your lights out.