deusexhormones: (The Sighs)
Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2010-08-15 01:44 pm

Hundred Third Explosion

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[Well, as some of you might recall, Haruki Suzumiya has been MIA for the better part of this whole affair so far. But now, finally, he's made a full recovery. A full recovery and... he's gone back to his house to confirm that things have recovered. He's inspecting it inside and out so you might happen across him during that, particularly if you're Neku or Shiki.

But aside from that, after he's half-way through this inspection he flips open the journal and-]


Oi, guys, I'm back. [...It's useless to say "did he miss anything" right? Just glancing at the entries while he was out shows he did] So everyone report in.

[Because we wants to make sure everyone's okay]

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[He snorts, and then coldly ish] Yeah, that's too bad, isn't it?
markofthewise: (AU - Determined)

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[personal profile] markofthewise 2010-08-17 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's killing me, man. I haven't bedded a girl in months. I don't know, maybe my game is just off.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Okay, that's it. He can't take it anymore]

Shut up.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I told you to shut up! I don't know that the hell is wrong with you, but just shut up!
markofthewise: (AU - Shocked)

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[personal profile] markofthewise 2010-08-17 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with me!? What the hell has got into you?

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell are you talking about Winry like that for, you enormous idiot?!
markofthewise: (AU - Uncaring)

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[personal profile] markofthewise 2010-08-17 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Because she's hot? It's like you're not into her too, Haruki. You just haven't had it in you to make the first move. I did. So deal with it.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh that's cold, but this is colder]

Shut up. If you make a "move" on her I'll punch your lights out.
markofthewise: (AU - Whatever)

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[personal profile] markofthewise 2010-08-17 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[And this is freezing.]

Oh come on Haruki, be serious. We both know in a fight you wouldn't stand a chance.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Wanna bet?! Even if you got your sword tricks I've been training for months, asshole. And who care anyway?! Just list to me about that! Keep the hell away from Winry.
markofthewise: (AU - Annoyed)

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[personal profile] markofthewise 2010-08-17 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a scoff. So, Haruki thinks he's the lame version of Sokka? Well, good for him. He'd be in for a surprise.]

I'm not in your stupid brigade, Haruki. Since when do I take orders from you?

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Since right now. I don't know what's wrong with your head, but the Sokka I know would have already punched you.
markofthewise: (AU - Calm)

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[personal profile] markofthewise 2010-08-17 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Well the Sokka you know isn't here. And from what I've heard about him? I wouldn't want to be him. I doubt he would either.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, of course he wouldn't want to be you. The Sokka I know is an overly serious idiot who seems to think he always knows right. But he's not an asshole.
markofthewise: (AU - Angry)

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[personal profile] markofthewise 2010-08-17 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
If he had a chance? He'd give anything be me and I wouldn't blame him. His world is full of war, his mother is dead, his sister is a bender and he's not, and here in Luceti he may have all these female friends, but he's so hung up on some girl he hasn't seen in nine months to even make a move on one of them. Yeah, he's an idiot alright. And he's better off having me here instead of him.

If you don't like it? I really don't give a damn.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Haruki pauses there. He's taken aback actually because would Sokka prefer that? Those are all valid points. He falls silent there. Sokka might even... think he's beat. Because that's- ...He sighs]

...Maybe you're right.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
But I don't care about that. My point about Winry stands regardless.
markofthewise: (AU - Whatever)

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[personal profile] markofthewise 2010-08-17 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
My point about not caring is still the same. I think we're done here, Haruki.

[That's the sound of the journal closing.]

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, I guess we are.

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