Ninety-Ninth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voice]

[It's been more than long enough. Haruki, without so much a sigh and trying to keep his voice flat as possible takes up the mantle of saying something he hoped he wouldn't have to say ever during his time here. Namely:]

Usagi, you've got a promotion. You're Vice-Chief now. [READ: Rena is no longer here. He's trying to keep the anger and hurt out of his voice... he's doing an okay job] Taichi, you're Deputy Vice-Chief now.

[And then he trails off before, well, he should clear up two more things, right? Well then, let's get the first one out of the way]

Keiichi, Naoki, Alphonse, Vash, [...He can't go with Mikage so-] Uriko. All of you guys report in, I've got special objectives for you. Leon, I figured out where to put the teleporter.

[But all that is specific to the SOS-Brigade, he's got something more public in mind, even if none of that was filtered. But before that...]

[Filtered from Sanji // 85% Unhackable]

[A clearing of his thought before] Oi! Oi! Anyone who is listening to this, tell me about the sorts of foods you made back home, particularly the ones that you can't make as easily here and as a result you miss! I'm looking for variety, variety, so preferably people not from some boring place like Earth ought to answer this! Or if you're from Earth, at least be from a different century than the 21st!

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[Voice]

[denyingreasons.livejournal.com]

Ah--what is it, Chief?

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Can you lift a pod large enough to fight a grown man in it without damaging any machinery in it? [He doesn't wait for an answer-] I need you you to carry something to the hot springs!

[Voice]

[denyingreasons.livejournal.com]

Yeah, m'pretty sure I can do it easy. [He tilts his head a little.] Just me?

[Voice]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

No special objectives for me? And no promotions, either? Or did you just forget?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[HE IS DEPRESSED OKAY OKAY. But he grunts - somewhat annoyed, both at himself and at the world as Miu says that. He really ought to give her something to-]

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...Wait.]

I need new measurements from you. You're getting older, so naturally your figure should be getting more shapely soon.

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[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

[One would think so, but she's doomed to be a loli forever.]

...My measurements?

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[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

[A pause. And then.]

I'm still flat-chested!

[voice]

[foodovermystery.livejournal.com]

Have you tried everything Earth has to offer? There's quite a variety there too.

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, but it's not exotic the same way something complete foreign is.

[voice]

[foodovermystery.livejournal.com]

Well, that makes sense. I hope you find something you'll like.

Voice

[sing-thrush.livejournal.com]

What is it, Haruki?

Voice

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I need you to be a supporter. Would you rather work with Naoki or Vash?

[Voice]

[not_meatbuns]

In all honesty, our food probably hasn't changed that much by the end of the 22nd century. It seems like I make the same kinds of food most 21st century people are familiar with.

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...] What the hell. That's lame.

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[Oh joy. This means he can finish a project. Soon. ...Hopefully.]

So what's the verdict?

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Vesperia's apparently making a new hang out center in the west part of the village. We're gunna put it in there.

[voice]

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

So basically I get to do Usagi's job if she can't, right?

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

That's right. Or my own if we're both incapacitated.

[ Filter ]

[markofthebrave]

Stewed sea prunes are a classic. And we eat the tiger-seals too. Akutaq is something I was able to make for Sokka's birthday, but I haven't seen the ingredients around here since.

Why are you asking?

[ Filter ]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Akutaq. He thinks long and hard about that but can't come up with what that is so he focuses on the first part-]

Sea prunes and tiger-seals... alright, that's a start.

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[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

This is... well... about her... isn't it?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[. . .]

What.

[Voice - Sorry for the lateness - was on mini vacation!]

[goldenglasses]

Yes sir, what is it you need?

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You need to carry one of Leon's teleporter pods. The full size ones.