Fifty-Fourth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

ALRIGHT LUCETI! The contest results are in; all the judges votes are counted and the popular vote tallies are in! Thus, we have two winners in each bracket!

Winry: 31
Stella: 42
Rikku: 23
Arche: 27
Estelle: 31
Tifa: 36
Patchouli: 35
Natalia: 32
Shirley: 36
Excellen: 31
Shion: 34
Usagi: 34
Aerith: 37
Colette: 28
Nina: 29
Atoli: 29
Elise: 24
Lyn: 26
Fina: 29
Makoto: 27
Rita: 24

Hayato: 33+9 42
Emil: 36
Duo: 25
Stahn: 24
Tenebrae: 24
Souji: 23
Haruki: 26
Lavi: 20
Asch: 24
Vyse: 24
Richter: 24
Regal: 20
Alphonse: 12
Faize: 34
Lloyd: 16
Draco: 9

Thus are the results from our esteemed judges panel!

[For the record, the strike-outs in the above are illegible for the most part. Like you'd need to be some kinda super-computer to read through it. Yes, Haruki cheats. It was to prevent Emil winning twice over]

Oi, SOS-Brigade. What the hell're you doing losing like that? Al! You're going to have a harsh penalty! You too, Shion! Jeez. You were supposed to win this whole thing! I expected better from you people.

As such, the winners of the Judge's scores and therefore the titles of Miss and "Miss" Luceti go to Hayato Gokudera and Stella Coolidge! Congrats! You guys will be getting one free favor each from the SOS-Brigade as well as a box of cupcakes! The runners up (Aerith and Tifa in the Miss bracket; Emil and Faize in the "Miss" bracket) will get a consolation prize: one cupcake each.

Now, as to the popular vote our two winners are unsurprisingly Emil Castagnier and surprisingly Patchouli Knowledge! You guys win the fabulous prize of one date run by and sponsored by the SOS-Brigade!

...Dammit, Tai. That's- Oi. Anyone seen Shiki around?

[For the record Shiki has officially been Sho-napped as of last night. No one should be aware of this yet so you won't have seen her]

Comments

[throwshammers.livejournal.com]

[Boyfriendo didn't win...? 8( Sadfaise. Little does she know it's not a contest he would have wanted to win!]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[It's for the best, Colette. It's for the best]

[alliance-marine.livejournal.com]

[HIS BIAS PAID OFF.]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What's with your scores?

[ voice ]

[rossovento.livejournal.com]

[ have the distinct smash of a plate hitting the ground ]

[ voice ]

[inabook]

Congratulations, Hayato!

[a-little-tap.livejournal.com]

I missed a beauty pageant?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, by a few days.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Huh. I scored higher than I thought I would.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'M surprised you scored do low, actually. Must've been the kimono looking weird to them; only one judge was Japanese.

[Voice]

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

I suppose the results of this contest are predictable enough, considering I'm not in it.

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I dunno what's up with Patchouli winning the popular vote. I've barely even heard of her.

[voice]

[emp3thy]

I haven't seen her today.

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Me either. [...Which is more pressing, seeing as how they live together]

[Voice]

[goldenfirefly.livejournal.com]

[ffff she was at most expecting to get some points, but she didn't think she'd win. ego boost forever]

Oh, I... thank you!

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Hah! Miss Luceti then, you'll get a favor whenever you want it. Cupcakes'll be there later today. S'Sophie big enough to have any yet?

[probablyacat.livejournal.com]

Mii, my favorites won! Niipaa~!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Oi oi oi! As a member of the Brigade your favorite should have been Shion!

[7thheavensmile.livejournal.com]

Hey, a runner up, not bad. What kind of cupcake do I get?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'M making them; got a preference?

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

[Guess who's back and sounds weak and tired?]

There was a contest...?

1/2

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well yeah duh where ha-

[alchemielemon.livejournal.com]

Well...this is different.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, dunno what's with you scoring so low. Probably Senel's vote.

[faizedout.livejournal.com]

Did I really get that many points?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Duh. I mean you might have been incompetent on stage but the outfit was okay.

[sing-thrush.livejournal.com]

How did I get points at all? I made sure not to dress up!

What penalty this time?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

A guess some of the judges took pity on you. dumbasses

Easy! You're going to have to swap clothes with Bunny all week!

1/I DON'T KNOOOOOOW

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

This...

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

[judge-evening.livejournal.com]

[Hold on, he's still stumped over the fact that Emil won a crossdressing pageant. Even worse, that he himself got an average score even though he was only on stage for about five seconds.]

...

[knightofratatosk]

[CONGRATULATIONS, RICHTER. YOU'VE GOT A BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRLFRIEND.]

[booksnboobs.livejournal.com]

I can't say I completely agree with the final scores. Though, overall, there are some well-deserved winners. An event like this is definitely worth repeating some time.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Not everyone's a perverted old man.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

[There's some laughter at the results.] Maybe I had a little too much fun on-stage.

Cupcakes, cupcakes~ I'd like mine chocolate, with sprinkles, if that's all right.

1/2 i lied

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Demanding... Demanding bitch...] Sure, sure. I'll do that.

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you don't look all that great as a girl, personally.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I was going for the tranny look! Tranny! That's different than girl!

[voice]

[mydearapple.livejournal.com]

Judging by everyone's reactions, I'm almost disappointed I missed this.

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Wait seriously?

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go eat my weight in food.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Oi, Bunny, gimmie your clothes.

[therealmion.livejournal.com]

Hey. I tried. [no she didn't.] Looks like you didn't win, either, Mr. Brigade Chief.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Because he just got a head-up from Rika:] Shion! You're getting the harshest penalty of all!

[sandwichofdoubt.livejournal.com]

Thank god it's over. Felt like a dirty old man watching that.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...You know I think you might be one of the oldest guys here. You're - what - forty-five or something?

[trueknight]

[More or less an accidental response, but he doesn't really care that the journal picked it up anyway.]

... Huh. Stella won.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. I guess it's not that bad.