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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2008-11-24 10:42 pm

Twenty-Fourth Explosion

[Voiced // probably insulting to people's ears]
ATTENTION EVERYONE! You all enjoying this festival? You better have, seeing as how my minions put forth so much effort into this! Well, we, the SOS-Brigade, as to not disappoint, do intend to show off everyone with a bang. So we ask you, people of Luceti, to mark off your calenders for tomorrow night, when are final big performance will go down.

They're'll be food, they're'll be a bonfire, they're'll be dance, they're'll be singing, they're'll be music, they're'll be sexy costumes, and most importantly, thanks to our own Leo-kitty, there'll be FIREWORKS!

So if you want to have fun, you better be there


Oh, and that reminds me -- major props to Uriko for doing so damn well in that tournament!

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Alright all of you, I expect you all to show up for the bonfire/fireworks display and go about your assigned tasks! Bunny, Al, Excel, you guys are all in your sexy costumes. If I didn't get it yet, just run by House #10, but expect a penalty for not retrieving it yet! Ahiru, I expect you leading the dance at the bonfire! Bunny, feel free to sing some more. Kotori, I expect food there -- lots of food. Leo-kitty, Imma help you kick off those fireworks.

Misa and Killua, if you guys are still alive, report in now.

Kyonko, you get to help carry firewood for the bonfire, got it?

Uriko, you're off-duty 'cus you're in the tourny and all and doing fantastic in the name of the SOS-Brigade.

Lets do this and wrap this up as the best festival ever. Oh! And for the SOS-Brigade ourselves, we get to finish off with a celebratory dinner! It'll be at House #10 the day after the fireworks show. Kyonko and I'll be cooking the stuff, but feel free to bring whatever you want, because I expect it to be over the top! And karoke! Every party needs karoke!

[Action]

[And now for what Haruki's doing now. Haruki has set up what, to many, will probably be the single most satisfying booth at the entire festival. Namely, he's rigged up a little game-booth in which he's sitting on a chair over a pool of water. It's made of wood and stone, but it's one of those "hit the target" deals. The target is pretty small and pretty distant, but who wouldn't want to try to get this guy wet? The price is odd though. The price says, quite simply--

"SHOW OFF ONE TALENT BEFORE TOSSING" (shown on a sign at the "throwing station" in big red letter)

There's no balls on the counter, only in his hands, and there's a door into the contraption for easy-access. He's got the balls in on. This should be fun for anyone who wants to get a good jab at this guy]

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[identity profile] sing-thrush.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sexy costumes? What..?

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh, you I got you a suitable trap one.

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[identity profile] sing-thrush.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'll just come and get it, then.

[ooc: He's dreading this.]

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Damn straight.

[...He should be. It's a neat little festive dress thing which is a perfect match to Usagi's festive dress thing]

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[identity profile] sing-thrush.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Er.. be.. right there.

[suddenly reminiscing that pretty cure fanart.]

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[identity profile] themoonuplifts.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait. Penalty? There's been so much to do for the festival, though! We shouldn't get a penalty for not retrieving costumes we had no idea we had! Maaaaahhh.

A-And how do we do karaoke when we don't have a karaoke machine?

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, if you force your boyfriend into his dress and keep up the singing then I'll let to slide. Just hurry on up with the pick-up.

Well it's just be more like singing but-- comparison to each-other, obviously.

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[identity profile] themoonuplifts.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
He's not my boy--Wait. Dress? Al? In a dress? Why!?

That sounds like a contest...

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? He's a total trap.

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[identity profile] themoonuplifts.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
B-But he's a boy! I don't want him to look better than me!

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-11-28 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
That's the point of a trap.

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Carrying firewood.. right.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's a suitable task for a bottom rank minion.

[identity profile] totallynot.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm honored to be so worthy for such a task.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Good, you should be!

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[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No lighting fireworks ahead of time, okay? This is going to go perfectly.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Damn straight. But those we're early -- the were preemptive strikes!

[identity profile] kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the... time off?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Just keep it up man. Dong amazing out there.

[identity profile] cheerfuldreamer.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
O-okay! We still have lots of food left to cook, s-so there should be plenty! I hope there is, anyway ...

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent! Kotori's food's the best anyway!

[identity profile] cheerfuldreamer.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[asdlk;sd] Th-thank you! I'm glad to hear that!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I expect the best.