deusexhormones | Fifteenth Explosion

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[There's still slight slurring in his voice, but you can make out what he's saying]

Oh, this is awesome! Green hair is a little mundane, but it certainly livens up the mood really fast! And seeing that geezer [That's you, Senel. ...Lol] with green hair is just classic! Oi, SOS-Brigade, I think we need to step up and make our own Luceti-wide prank in future!

Speaking of which...ATTENTION REMAINING MEMBERS OF THE SOS-BRIGADE! Our numbers have been thinned a lot recently, and the only new recruit we have at the moment is Osaka. Other than that, I've lost two maids, a cat-boy, and all sorts of other things! Well, now that your glorious leader has finally recovered I think it's about time for that lake retreat. Be ready to move out in two days, complete with tents and food, and I'll even forgive those of you that failed to get me anything while I was in the clinic! Do I make myself clear?!

Ahiru, that means that you should clear things up with your boyfriend now

That said, We should also get together a baseball team. Don't you think that would be awesome?! But we'll need more people for baseball, so...

ATTENTION NON-EMO-DEMON MEMBERS OF LUCETI!! THIS IS HARUKI SUZUMIYA, THE ULTRA-DIRECTOR OF THE SOS-BRIGADE WITH AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! The divinely-inspired SOS-Brigade is once more recruiting members for its ranks! We seek to ensure that all people here lead interesting and fun lives, and seek out the strangest of the strange things to be found in Luceti! You know... things which don't have to do with the damn aliens.

Oh, that reminds me! Do there happen to by any telepaths laying around that I could talk to?

...Hey, Kyonko. How's your idiot friend?

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It's the most amazing club ever created, so if it's not then my henchmen aren't doing their job! The goal is to spread excitement everywhere!

...Wait, why is a little kid like you an assassin?

Heh. If it is about having fun then I am in. Things are getting too boring.

...because I'm good at killing people? [[Grins]] You want me to prove it?

Excellent! Well then, first things first, we've been meaning to get on a swimming retreat for a while, do get whatever floaties or whatever a mini-geezer needs to swim with.

Not really. Got any superpowers to do it with, or you just some gun-trotted prodigy?

Swimming? [[Haruki, you surprised Killua with this one.]] I see... this sounds like a fieldtrip to me.

I can generate electricity, live after being electrocuted by 1000 volts, Can carry 16 tons.... [[Shrugs]] Anything else?

Wait -- that first one, can you still do it here? Generate electricity.

Yeah, well it's something we've been supposed to do for a while but the damn aliens got in the way via breaking my hand and fracturing my skull. But what, you gunna zap yourself if you go in water?

Hmmm... now that you mention it, I did notice that my powers aren't as strong as it used to be... but yeah, I can. [[Heh. He sometimes uses it for pranks since he doesn't have a buzzer.]]

[[Laughs]] Nope. I have a good command on my powers. I may be twelve but I have been exposed to electricity since I was a baby. Oh? Fractured your skull, huh? Is that why you talk so weird?

But if you can generate electricity, then that means we could power up a battery if someone put one together! That means who could theoretically use electrical appliances! Alright, I'll have to get the Brigade on putting one together when we get back.

[He's ignoring the talking thing] Alright then, good! Well anyway, get any floaties or whatever you need and be ready to go in two days.

[[Killua just met another weird nii-chan.]] A... battery? Oi, don't you think I have a say in this? [[Killua didn't like it, he wasn't the type to just allow anyone to boss him around. He had a good mind to give the guy a shock but decided against it.]]

...

Do I have a say in this at all? What if I can't be ready in two days?

You're an official member of the SOS-Brigade and I am it's divine overlord. My commands are law.

...But if you can't then you'll just get a penalty. I'll force you to charge up a dozen batteries once we make them. [This is Haruki being nice, observe]

[[What in the world did I just sign up for? The leader is a freaky narcissist.]] You do understand that I don't take commands from just anyone, right?

...

Penalty? [[Was there something wrong with this guy's head? Maybe the mallys did more than just made his talking weird. They fried his brain too.]] You? Force me? [[Smirks]] No way in H*ll.

Well duh! You're the rebellious prankster rogue member that every club needs! You'd insult me if you did obey my commands to the letter, because then you'd be boring. Sheesh.

...

[[And Haruki hooked himself an unwilling rebellious prankster. As much as Killua hated following anyone, he hated being called boring more.]]

[[Mumbling]]I'll be ready in two days...

Alright!

[There's a pause, and then the sound of some fiddling as Haruki filters it]

Also, the green hair thing was classic. That was you, right? you've been going out of your way to laguh at most of the victims.

[[He fold his arms and looks innocently at the journal as if they were having the conversation face to face.]] Hmmm... even if I did do it... there is no way you can prove it.

[[Grins, very confident.]] Heh. It is funny, that is all.

[Haruki'll take that as conformation. Score one for the ultra-detective] If I really felt like I bet I could dust for prints of something. It'd make a fun mystery, but it's no point in incriminating my own subordinate.

Oh, and it's hilarious.

[[Good work Ultr-edtective, though Killua would never see the logic in that.]] You watch too many movies... they don't always work you know. What if the person was wearing gloves?

... Thank you... I guess?

Yeah, hilarious. [[And if Killua knew about you sooner, Haruki, your house would have been on the top of his must visit list.]]

Yeah, and it's a good thing I'm taking apart our shower anyway, or the prankster might've hit us! [...He's serious too. His bath is fine, but he's dismantling the shower]

Even if they're waring gloves they might've left hair or something. And premature geezer-hair, while a little common here, does stand out.

Taking it apart? Wow... you must really be desperate. [[Smiles.]] I can't help you there since I am so bad at plumbing.

Heh. Good luck finding hair then. There are other people here with the same hair color as mine, so you're going to have one heck of a time looking.

Who said I was looking? Incriminating my henchman is useless.

...

You're weird, nii-chan.

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