Eleventh Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Written]

Hey, I think it was Sheena and Excel! I owe both of you some favor, so make note of that! I'll repay that dept to Sheena, but in your case, Excel, you get one free-pass from a penalty. I'll make a pass, and if you stop by you both can pick those up.

I'm currently saying at the clinic for recovery of wounds from my stay with the aliens! Anyway... All members of the SOS-Brigade, you're hereby required to bring a get-well gift to me, like Kyonko said. Failure to do so will result in a penalty. Naturally, we'll be delaying the retreat a bit until I've recovered.

Rena! Bring a board game over here or something. I'm so bored.

Bunny, don't you work here or something?! Sheesh, shouldn't you come check in on me? I need to talk to someone other than her

Oh, and Ahiru, err... how're you holding up?

[For Kyonko // 80% Hackable]

That soup wasn't bad. Now, if I could've just moved my jaw properly as exposed to you needing to feed me. I need to get ambidextrous faster.

Comments

[colony_brat]

'kay, so I've been wonderin' for a while, what aliens are ya talkin' 'bout? 'Cause if you're talkin' about me livin' in space, we gotta problem.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Wait -- you're from space?! That's awesome.

But we're all abducted by them, right? It's cooler to think of them as aliens than by some word that sorta sounds Spainish.

[colony_brat]

Gah, should have scribbled on that more. Yeah, I hadn't even set foot on Earth 'til 'bout a year ago. Never saw any aliens on the moon and didn't hear anythin' 'bout 'em being on Mars or any other planets we probbed and stuff.

*pauses for a while and thinks about that* Ya know, think ya gotta good point there. They are actin' like aliens and crap and that is more fun!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well obviously, they're aliens. They won't just come out and say 'hey' or something, you have to look for them! I should know... sheesh. But seriously, does that mean you grew up one some space colony orbiting Earth or something?! 'Cus that's amazing. Is it owned by some nation, or is it independent, or what?

Exactly! They're just like some mean-spirited martians or something!

[colony_brat]

Still shoulda found some trace or somethin'. And you're really good at guessin'. We got several colony clusters floatin' around the Earth. I'm from one a 'em. And the politics of the Colonies and Earth is a pain in the ass. We started out as bein' from certain nations, America for me, but we got screwed politically, war for freedom, blah blah, some other guys want control, more fightin'. Ya get the idea.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well they could be from outside the solar system or something. I mean there's a lot of stars all over the place.

Ugh, yeah, that political thing sounds like a nightmare. But Earth still has people on it, then? It's not some polluted wasteland or something?

[colony_brat]

*chuckles* Ya really are a believer. Well, I can't say there's not somethin' out there. Be kinda silly considerin' how people here'll tell me I can't be from space. Hell, some of 'em aren't even sure there is space. So I shall bow ta you and say ya might be right. I've seen weirder shit here after all.

Oh yeah, they still got people. Nothin' wrong with it 'cept it's not big enough. Thought it was pretty when I was there. Liked the ocean and stuff.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Do any of the colonies have something like a simulated ocean or something? I mean the Earth can be quite pretty, but an ocean floating in space just sounds really cool.

[colony_brat]

*chuckling* Yeah that does sound like a cool idea! I was from the poorest colony though. Didn't have anythin' like that. Damn that woulda been sweet.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

America's was poor?

Wait-- I should give a more proper introduction in case you didn't hear it yet. I'm Haruki Suzumiya, the divine overlord of the SOS-Brigade.

[colony_brat]

The colony was, but that's after a couple hundred years and some serious warring. That's enough ta ruin anyone. 'Sides, once a place starts goin' ta hell, those who can leave do so there goes the money and then things get worse.

*chuckles* So you're the ones leadin' the kiddies on patrol. Nice ta meet ya Haruki. Duo Maxwell who may run and hide, but never tells a lie. Guess we got too caught up in aliens to introduce ourselves.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, so it's kinda' like modern day Detroit. [L-lol. Haruki's ability to retain random knowledge knows no bounds, I'm so sorry] Just with wars added in on top of it.

...The SOS-Brigade is hardly kiddies on patrol, but to someone form my poor, likely gang-infested space-city, it might seem like it I guess, but it' good to meet you!

[colony_brat]

Errr wouldn't know. Haven't been ta the past lately. Might be a fun trip, but haven't taken it.

*trying not to growl at the comment about his home. It's not like it wasn't true and he started it anyway with the comment about the SOS-Brigade* Sorry, man. Didn't mean that the way it sounded. But I am wonderin' what makes ya so special you're their "divine overlord."

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

The fact that I'm the one and only leader, obviously. But wait -- is there time travel where you're from too?

[colony_brat]

Not quite the answer I was lookin' for. I'm wonderin' what makes ya so special and why you're runnin' it. And... no. No time travel less ya wanna count seein' a soldier drink so much he forgets the night and wakes up a day later. That's 'bout as close as it gets.