Ninety-Fourth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voice]

[This post is done on the fly, clearly, as he's setting out to do something else. Accompanied with his voice is the sounds of him putting on boots and throwing some stuff into a backpack]

Oi! SOS-Brigade, assuming you didn't hear them or missed their introductions at the meetings, as a result of our superior efforts of recruitment we have taken in three new members: Garnet - that little girl, Dizzy - that absent-minded looking girl, and of course Hinata - that new moe girl. [Who he has yet to torment, him. After he says Hinata's name he considers and-] Al, she might force you our of a job, actually.

[FOR THE RECORD: If your character wanted in but didn't talk to him, they aren't considered on the roster even if they have been walking in on meetings or whatever. If you want to arrange them having talked with him or talking to him now or something, that's fine. If they have been sitting in without talking to him alone that's fine too, just give me a heads-up here or in a PM or something please.]

That said, he next thing we should do is promote Miu's status; few people even know she's an idol. What kinda crap manager does she have, anyway?

[Well, whatever. Okay, got this on, and this. There's a dark mutter of something like "No one gave you permission to leave, Naoki" but he rolls with it]

Shiki, Neku, Rena, Chikane - I won't be back for dinner probably, so fend for yourselves and/or make Chikane or Rena do it. They can handle it.

[...Oh right-] Oh, right. Adell, Luka, I'm going to be meeting the two of you somewhere tonight. Ping in to figure out where.

[There's then some dark mutter which wounds suspiciously like "she better be up" because I mean, come on he waited until noon. He stuffs his journal in the bag after that and heads off to Winry's house first. It's time for Winry Day]

Comments

[savedbyasmile.livejournal.com]

[She's going to have to get used to being called moe, isn't she?]

H-Haruki-san, I really don't...want to force anyone out of a job. It's okay.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What? That's like denying natural talent, Hi~Na~Ta~!

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

What's a moe girl?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Briefly there is an internal explosion in his brain why does NO ONE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? To be fair if it was Americans or Germans or something but this is Luceti shouldn't it be translating it?! Isn't there and equivalent word?! Something?! It's actually because I love him explaining it and translating it literally as "turn on" or liberally as "cute" just doesn't get the point across but-]

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Moe! Moe! Moh-eh! It's the natural source of all forms of sentient life to continuing bothering with existence, a culmination of all things that one should actively seek out in a member of the opposite and/or same sex! A turn on of the highest caliber; in this case referring to a girl. As such, you are looking for a girl who is both approachable and cute, one who is both subtly erotic but oddly comforting! Seek out a stutter, hesitation, pause, and then active participation in spite of that!

Seek out good facial expressions, better body movement, keen sense of style - or possibly lack therefore of - in order to determine it. Seek out the type of girl you know a molester on a train would go for; the type that invites the protection of other men and while she might invite the envy of other girls they cannot stay mad at them for long due to a strong sense of overwhelming innocence.

Moe is all these things and more, and being an accomplished leader is five parts charisma, three parts power, and then importantly two parts controlling your moe levels. Too much and you can't get your group taken seriously and too little and there's no sex appeal. I mean sure there's other types like say a gal or bombshell or something, but none of those maintain the innocence which implies that the turn on isn't forces. Bearing that in mind, moe is essential for group dynamics.

[Voice]

[luka-nightfever.livejournal.com]

U-uhm... Etto... Etto... Pi-Ping?

[Silence.]

Pi-Ping... Ping! Luka pings to know where Master Haruki wants to meet her and Adell-niichan!

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Who the hell is-]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[. . .]

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I'm all for changing styles but this doesn't suit you at all, Luka.

Action

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[-Obligatory blush at her hair down it's a fetish of his, sigh]

Action

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Jeez, if you're brushing your teeth, couldn't you have let Al or someone else get the door? [That said, he folds his arms here before shrugging. As expected, she's still not ready]

[heteropennae.livejournal.com]

Um... absent minded? I don't mean to come off that way... I apologize...

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

It's part of your charm.

[Voice]

[breaks_destiny]

I won't deny that Hinata-san is like the result of throwing all the moe girls in the world and mix them together... But Garnet is quite adorable too, you could have pull out a better description for her besides "little girl".

[Guess who is biased.]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Since when are you a lolicon?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Oh man... I missed the meeting. [Stupid Malnosso]

Are you still taking new members? [Because he said he'd give it a try.]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...Wait, isn't this-]

Voice

[sing-thrush.livejournal.com]

[ We interrupt this lovers' vacation to bring you this important broadcast of the Emergency Elric Sarcasm System. ]

You'd really replace me for being gone a few days? I'm crushed, Haruki.

Voice

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Well don't be too long up there bro, him and Winry are coming up today, after all]

You should be more diligent about shaving your legs then.

[Voice]

[vulcanblazer.livejournal.com]

[...Did this mean he got the job? ...Probably.]

You called, Haruki? Sorry to keep you waiting.

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm meeting the two of your tonight somewhere.

[Voice]

[fyulong]

So did I do a good job, boss?

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

I'd say more than acceptable for your first time around the block. I heard about that strategy you used on Winry; excellent work.

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Really? Dizzy joined?

I was interviewing her but, we kind of went off on a tangent.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I mean she asked to an I accepted anyway. [This tone clearly says he didn't see it coming either]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

YES. YES. YES.

It's about time you recognized my full talents, mwahahahaha!

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Somehow that was remotely unsettling]

[Voice]

[ledbythewind]

SOS Brigade... are you Haruki, by any chance?

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

That's right, Chief of the Brigade.

[ACTION] THAT IS MANLY

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Naturally, because he said nine PM and he is totally on the ball with these things totally Haruki Suzumiya is here first. ...After all this is right outside his house. Or well, slightly further, but same difference. The point is that he's here and he's solid man. Totally solid...]

[Action]

[vulcanblazer.livejournal.com]

[Adell will arrive a couple of minutes before 9, showing up a little early. It's both polite... and he didn't have anything else occupying his attention. When he catches sight of Haruki, he'll throw him a very casual wave to acknowledge his presence and continues his approach.]