deusexhormones | Ninety-Third Explosion

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[To start, there's a bit of clearing of his throat. He pauses before going on without abandon-] Alright! Some, many, of you will have by now witnesses out recent advertising campaign by now, correct? [Referring to Mikage and Naoki] That is to say, the famed SOS-Brigade! Many of you have been now seen the flier that my secretary produced, and as such there is no obligation to give us any introduction even for the ignorant, but in favor of those who might not be able to read, I shall generously provide one anyway-

We, the Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade come to you with a simple but eloquent purpose! Namely, the SOS-Brigade is looking into the mysteries of this world! People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved! This offer stands open to any of you! It is impossible to miss out HQ in the square of town, so step forward there if you have such a mystery for us to look into! After all, such a think is necessary in order to ensure that people live a worthwhile life.

Besides this, after seeing out operations I'm sure that many of you are eager to join up, right?! Well, those of you are are, please step forward now! This includes any that saw the fliers, any who desire a greater point in existence, and you too Garnet! Speak up!

[SIDEBAR: If you character is expressing interest in joining the Brigade I have given certain characters free reign to come in and "question" them about their goals in relation to the Brigade and such, so there might be some threadjack by those ones. If you're really not okay with this for some reason please just say so in the initial comment or something]

[Voice // Filtered Adell, Usopp, and Hugo // 85% Unhackable]

Adell. Hugo. [Rohan was ruled out, and those other ones won't do, right? Vash is that broom and he thinks he heard something happened to that guy... maybe. Either way, he's a broom. The other two are pirates so- oh fine he'll throw a bone to one of them-] Usopp too. I need to talk to the three of you about something of paramount importance.

[Voice // Filtered to Winry // 60% Unhackable]

...Oi, Winry. How's your arm? [He had said that they were going to start planting now/soon, after all, but if her arm's too busted up then there might not be a point, right? She couldn't enjoy it... He's already gotten the materials needed, of course, but-

And for the record Haruki is affected, it's just not in this post itself. In the threads his thoughts will be signified with red brackets.

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Oh and old blue guy! Catherine! I got something I wanna talk to you about!

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...What's that got to do with anything?!

Edited 2010-04-26 20:28 (UTC)

That's got everything to do with it! I refuse to accept someone who can't estimate within a margin of error of seven centimeters!

Dude, I spent most of my time beating monsters and demons into a bloody pulp back home. With my bare hands. I didn't really have time to think about sizing up girls in my mind. It really wasn't on my to-do list here either...

Good for you. If that's the case then size up a guy or something. I just need to make sure you're material; to test your observational skills. I don't care if you give me someone's schlong size at a glance or give me measurements. I could do both of them. In fact-

Give me thirty minutes alone in a room with you and I could give you all of your sizes!

[...That's... terrifying. But with that argument, Adell gives a grumble and lists off three numbers in centimeters, presumably trying to take a guess at Chikane's measurements. The only frame of reference he has is estimating based on the one time he overheard Rozalin's measurements. And the best he saw Chikane's body was when she was in the apron. Months ago. Nevertheless, he gives it a shot.]

[...CONSIDERS...]

You're four centimeters off on the waist - too wide, by the way - and seven on the hips - too small this time. That's expected. Only three off on the height, so that's acceptable...

But what the hell are you thinking! You're almost fifteen centimeters too small on the bust! Come on, aim high, moron!

It's not like I spend all day staring at her chest, you know.

...And I'm not going to ask how you know that. I'm just going to assume it's a talent.

You're welcome for the apron. [SAGE NOD] And yeah- yeah of course it is.

[Know about what? Did he have her fitted for a maid outfit or something? Or was it because of the apron thing? ...Whatever. Adell's not going to ask. He's not sure he really wants to know the answer.]

...I really gotta stop thinking so much. So it was you who convinced her to wear that? I guess I shouldn't be surprised, given how everything's been going here so far. But whatever. Movin' on.

Everything's been so- Oi. What's that even supposed to mean?

Well, think about it. You've been talking about Chikane's measurements, putting Luka into a bunny suit, and how you have a talent for figuring out people's exact measurements. Considering Chikane's said she's known you for awhile as well... ...Plus there was the sign outside of Seventh Heaven that day too, come to think of it.

I'm saying I shouldn't have been surprised that you found a way to convince her into doing that. ...I had just figured she had lost a bet or something. I'm not accusing you of anything.

Aaah... so. Yeah, it's something like that, at any rate. A basic connection based on my natural talents and situations which are often beyond my control being turned into something I can control. Looking at it that way, I suppose it's only natural you would come to that conclusion.

So, you got any other tests for me?

[... ...Oh-] Nah, that'll do for now.

Right then. Just get back to me if you have more questions or anything. Or if I passed.

Right, right.

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