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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2010-04-24 03:13 pm

Ninety-Third Explosion

[Voice // Public]

[To start, there's a bit of clearing of his throat. He pauses before going on without abandon-] Alright! Some, many, of you will have by now witnesses out recent advertising campaign by now, correct? [Referring to Mikage and Naoki] That is to say, the famed SOS-Brigade! Many of you have been now seen the flier that my secretary produced, and as such there is no obligation to give us any introduction even for the ignorant, but in favor of those who might not be able to read, I shall generously provide one anyway-

We, the Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade come to you with a simple but eloquent purpose! Namely, the SOS-Brigade is looking into the mysteries of this world! People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved! This offer stands open to any of you! It is impossible to miss out HQ in the square of town, so step forward there if you have such a mystery for us to look into! After all, such a think is necessary in order to ensure that people live a worthwhile life.

Besides this, after seeing out operations I'm sure that many of you are eager to join up, right?! Well, those of you are are, please step forward now! This includes any that saw the fliers, any who desire a greater point in existence, and you too Garnet! Speak up!

[SIDEBAR: If you character is expressing interest in joining the Brigade I have given certain characters free reign to come in and "question" them about their goals in relation to the Brigade and such, so there might be some threadjack by those ones. If you're really not okay with this for some reason please just say so in the initial comment or something]

[Voice // Filtered Adell, Usopp, and Hugo // 85% Unhackable]

Adell. Hugo. [Rohan was ruled out, and those other ones won't do, right? Vash is that broom and he thinks he heard something happened to that guy... maybe. Either way, he's a broom. The other two are pirates so- oh fine he'll throw a bone to one of them-] Usopp too. I need to talk to the three of you about something of paramount importance.

[Voice // Filtered to Winry // 60% Unhackable]

...Oi, Winry. How's your arm? [He had said that they were going to start planting now/soon, after all, but if her arm's too busted up then there might not be a point, right? She couldn't enjoy it... He's already gotten the materials needed, of course, but-

And for the record Haruki is affected, it's just not in this post itself. In the threads his thoughts will be signified with red brackets.

EDIT:]
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Oh and old blue guy! Catherine! I got something I wanna talk to you about!

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-24 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
The te-le-por-ter. What, did you cat ears fail on you?

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[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2010-04-24 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard what you said. I didn't even say anything.

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[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2010-04-24 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
If the journal is recording thoughts, it'd be stupid to say anything you don't want recorded.
Edited 2010-04-24 22:03 (UTC)

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[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2010-04-24 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyway, the wooden teleporter's done. It took way too long.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-24 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[...] A barrel what? [He knows the word, but who would be that interested in barrels?]

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[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2010-04-24 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
A barrel expert. He wouldn't let me take it away in anything less than "perfect" condition.

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[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2010-04-24 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never asked if he considers himself a cooper. We're always traveling.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-24 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. [...] Well, I guess that at least means it's sturdy, right?

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[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2010-04-25 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I wouldn't recommend leaving it outside or anything, though; it's small enough for someone to roll away.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-25 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[...Wait-] Oi, there are some people here taller than me [At like 5'9, 5'10ish] are they gunna be able to fit in there in that case?

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[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2010-04-25 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. I did tell you I was working on something more permanent. That one will be six and a half feet tall at minimum.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-25 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, true. Anyway- you're sure this one is functional with living things too?

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[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2010-04-25 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely. I haven't had a human test subject yet, though. But I was able to transfer a fish, complete with fishbowl.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-25 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well then, that being the case, why don't you use that Ashton guy as your first human subject?

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[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2010-04-25 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'll get it done. Do you want the proto-teleporter?

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[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2010-04-25 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the small one. I can update the symbols so you can put organic items in it, too.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-25 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
That'd be appreciated, yeah. A sample like that would be beneficial towards giving people a better idea of what the completed one will be like.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-25 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Even something the size of a soda can which can teleport things is impressive here.

[...Wait. He considers a moment and then tacks on-] Oi, I've been meaning to ask, is this thing affected by distance any?

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