Sixty-Seventh Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]
I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about! Read on!

[WRITTEN]
Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.


The SOS-Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved.

That said, we only accept mysteries that are notable in nature, and reserve the right to reject your request at any time if it doesn't prove interesting enough. We also work to support the idea of there being excitement and fun even to be found in a world such as this, were jerkoff aliens seem to enjoy being annoying voyeurs. Additionally, we work with all our might to make depressing or boring people less of either.

We will make sure all of Luceti leads a fun and interesting life! An SOS on your boredom!

Current Members and Ranks
Haruki Suzumiya - Divinely-Inspired Overlord/Unquestioned Leader/Ultra-Detective/Ultra-Director/Chief
Rena Ryuuguu - Honorary Vice-Chief/Games Master
Usagi Tsukino - Deputy-Vice-Chief
Uriko Nonomura - Senior Member/Kenpo Expert
Arthur Dent - Senior Citizen Member
Hanyuu Furude - Honorary Member/Sweets Master
Alphonse Elric - Senior Member
Mystearica Aura Fende - Member/Token Mascot
Taichi Yagami - Honorary Member/Soccer Expert
Shinpachi Nagakura - Member/Historical Figure
Rika Furude - Member
Yuzuriha Nekoi - Member
Yuzu Tanikawa Yoohoo - Member
Atsuro Kihara - Member/Computers Expert
Shion Sonozaki - Member
Miu Matsuoka - Member
Kyon - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

EDIT:
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert

If you want to join, then please stop by the SOS-Headquarters in town (the one which has a huge sign advertising us on it) at any and all times! If I'm not there, Yoohoo or Rena will be. If they aren't, Atsuro will be. If they aren't, Rika will be. Hanyuu'll probably also be there.

[VOICE again]

Oi! Hermione! Get one over here and help take care of Sekai! Jeez. I'm sick of keeping track of this kid at home by myself! [Ignoring that Hermione has probably been doing just as much if not more for the egg. Haruki merely wants to keep both 'parents' together for sentimental reasons.]

Also! SOS-Brigade! We're going to be putting on a play - that same one - after Halloween and this time no delays what-so-ever! Expect your scripts at the meeting tomorrow unless you're an usher!

[I'll be putting up an OOC post with info on that... later]

[WRITTEN accidentally]
[This part is actually written off to the side of the current member list in the SOS-Brigade part. However, it's been crossed-out. Due to what Haruki was crossing out with, he thinks it's illegible, but on everyone else's journal it show show up as being just a few lines through them and while a bit hard to read, not overly hard if you try]

Itsuki Koizumi - Mysterious Member's Cousin
Rue - Anti-member
Kotori Monou - Honrary Member/Ultra-Cook
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert
Ritsuka Aoyagi - Member
Ahiru - Honorary Former Vice-Chief
Osaka - Member
Killua Zoldyck - Member/Ultra-Prankster
Misa Amane - Member/Fashionita
Zell Dincht - Member
Mai - Member
Excellen Browning - Honorary Senior Member
Kyonko - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

....Dammit.

EDIT: Attention all members of the SOS-Brigade! Leon is back, and I expect all of you to give a customary greeting for your senior member!

Comments

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'Course we'll catch something! How could we not?

[Of course, as he keeps moving, holding her hand and confident and missing the quasi-romantic vibe of this entire situation, turns and gives the smile shown in this icon briefly]

[therealmion.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but if we don't it'll be disappointing.

[She's taken aback by the smile for a moment, mostly shocked at how adorable he looks. She even stumbles, but quickly regains her footing. Such a cutie, Haruki, no wonder all the girls want you. Not as cute as Satoshi, though.]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Haruki is eight times the man Satoshi ever what whatchu talkin' bout ERR I MEAN. Haruki's going to keep up with the movement towards he lake here, and nod in agreement-]

Seriously. I mean we're the SOS-Brigade.

[therealmion.livejournal.com]

These fish won't know what hit them! [Which oddly makes her think about tossing a grenade into the lake just to see how many fish it could take out.

Too bad there aren't any grenades here.]

You know, it sucks that it's starting to get colder. Another lakeside party would've been awesome.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. You looked hot then. [He says this completely off-handedly. It's a matter of fact statement. Still, as they keep going, he considers that and...]

Also too bad the lake doesn't freeze over. We could've ice-skated.

[therealmion.livejournal.com]

Of course, but you didn't look so bad yourself, sport. [Haha. She called you sport. She gives a quiet hum.]

Couldn't someone use magic or something to freeze it? It wouldn't last forever, but it'd be long enough for some ice skating and all that jazz.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'Course I didn't! [...Still, he blushes a little there before thinking about the second part-]

I guess. I don't know anyone with a magic that strong though offhand.

[therealmion.livejournal.com]

[Aww. Look at the cute little blush! Shion'll snicker for a moment.]

Neither do I. Could always talk to a couple different people, have them all work together.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that might be a good plan once December rolls around or something. I mean the Malnosso liked Christmas for some reason, but the rest of it should still be good.

[therealmion.livejournal.com]

They liked Christmas, huh? [She's starting to think they might be American, or European or something.] Weirdos.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and not as a lover's holiday. They even did a Santa thing. [A sentiment that Haruboss here shares, obviously]